Samantha Vazquez

Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.

[Trudy Thomas @IrisMerlyn]

I said to a fat girl today, You're a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don't know. I said, Salad tastes good.

[Samantha Vazquez @HWolek]

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.

[Samantha Vazquez @HWolek]

Twitter is a good excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid.

[Marilyn Yoder @leonegassman]

Awesome and beautiful waves (9 pictures) http://t.co/DKJauwJu0z

[Samantha Clark @DanBracker]

"What do we want?" "A cure for obesity!" "When do we want it?" "After lunch!"

[Samantha Vazquez @HWolek]

If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.