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bababooey

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(Beef+Chicken)/2=Pork

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Sticky is sometimes good but usually bad.

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Everybody wants to be Godzilla but nobody wants to put in the work

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It’s always beer cheese and never cheese beer :(

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Anyone know how to watch YouTube?

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Today I learned that Frankenstime is not even the name of the ghost but actually the name of the guy who built the ghost

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I’m a big boy. I read chapter books.

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@dapeepeepoopoo *scarab

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I know it’s called “Beau is afraid”, but, hey man, I was afraid!

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You think you’re cooler than me?

Mike Posner posed this question to me twelve years before I turned twenty three.

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You should see my notes on the new matrix movie. They’re very conclusive.

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🍎 ☀️ 👨‍⚕️ 🏃

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Watch out for quicksand

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@tylerfromprime Yeah because you out there

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One time I dissected a wolf

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What if every rock on earth was an ancient egg and they all hatch tomorrow?

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Do y’all like listening to iPod?

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@threeinaro What’s good lemme get!

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Cause of death: the old switcheroo