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i just tweet stupid things

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every day I suffer from situations I created

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in a local bar gossiping far too loudly about people from highscool

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@abdniks Omg these groups and the rave bike groups are both teriffying to encounter in the city

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@abdniks what’s the tea 👀

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men stop annoying me challenge

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kicked some dudes off my roster bc they were annoying so there’s now 2 open slots if anyone’s interested in giving me everything I want for nothing in return

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being unemployed is so fun when u have unemployed friends to hang out with all day

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@litchibellini Yes good luck to you too!!

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@litchibellini I’ve been trying for salmon in the Humber, waiting for some good rain to hopefully get a good amount of them upstream but otherwise I’m gonna try port hope apparently it’s really good there

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@litchibellini 😭😭 I’ve been having such bad luck in the rivers too

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@brookiefalk allergy pills babey i love lemons too much

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@brookiefalk me with lemons

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@abdniks FRRR I was so mad

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@abdniks And then this bitch goes “I’m not sure I understand your question” AND MADE ME GET ON THE MIC AND SAY IT OUT LOUD and I got 10 messages from my friends saying I sounded like a bitch AND THE LADY ANSWERED “well is up to you if you’d prefer quality over quantity” GIRL WHAT

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@abdniks this made me remember how in uni we had a career help presenter tell us that we should get a lot of LinkedIn connections, and I typed in the chat “so you are saying it’s better to have a ton of connections instead of connecting just with people you know and work with?”

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ok. I’ll ask. Where tf did Mr. Puffs come from and why is eveyone suddenly obsessed with it

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@abdniks can u summarize why in 1 sentence I’m curious

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some guy from my car facebook group ghosted me the day I was supposed to buy parts from him what should I do to him

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insta gave me the gif comment feature NOBODY is safe

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Thinking about how in Australia you could get a drink at every single cafe called “iced chocolate” that was literally chocolate milk with ice and a scoop of ice cream in it