Shmilo

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

Shoutout to the inconsiderate fuck face who tipped me a ripped 20, I hope your socks are always wet

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

A cigarette, iced coffee and getting to see general life tonight genuinely peak Friday

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

Shoutout to bartenders who fucking suck at their jobs and fuck over everyone who works after them every time they work but are friends with the managers so it’s cool no matter what

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

I’m not ready to say goodbye

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

yes I’m a grown man who watches professional wrestling

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

You just ordered a pepperoni pizza and a 2-liter of coke.
You put WWE SmackDown on TV.
There’s no school tomorrow, your parents don't care if you stay up late..
It's a perfect night, you're 30 years old, the year is 2026

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

Talked a lot of shit about the backrooms trailer but holy fuck that movie was amazing

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

This can’t be fucking real

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

@dayday9a It feels like a for of torture

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

If I’m forced to watch Harry Potter at work one more time I’m gonna break all the TVs and then we’re gonna watch fucking nothing

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

Shoutout to my apartment complex for rescheduling the maintenance for our broken A/C for the 8th day in a row 🫶🏼

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

If you don’t like Genesis then fuck you

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

Playing darts after work is my new favorite hobby

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

I miss new university

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The little girl from Hereditary after hitting that pole:

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

I miss 2017 NJPW

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

Shower beer aficionado

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

I love when work tell me to show up at 8 o’clock to bartend a party that starts at 8 o’clock

[Shmilo @hxcposer]

Chasing things I’ll never be able to attain