Sufyan Hamim

anith lawa

[Imam _humble @dugongbebal]

Goodbye kahf
MAAF anda tak diterima
Kami tetap BOIKOT 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫

Play stupid game, win stupid prize😉😉

[Ceryscerts @ceryscerts]

Matt Walsh uses Perfect analogy to destroy gender ideology

[Enzo @Cukifdesu]

Banyak para suami share kes yang serupa, even ada yang masih tanggung semua walaupun tak bekerja.

Saya teringat kisah ibu kita ‘A’isha R.A dia cerita kepada anak buahnya ‘Urwah Ibn Zubair, kata ‘A’isha R.A bahawa kesemua rumah-rumah isteri Nabi ﷺ pernah tidak berasap (tidak memasak) selama 2 bulan !

Kemudian ‘Urwah tanya kepada ‘A’isha R.A apa yang beliau dan isteri-isteri Nabi ﷺ yang lain makan? Jawabnya tamar dan air selama 2 bulan.

Jika kita tanya balik para-para isteri adakah mereka ingin bernikah dengan Nabi ﷺ, mereka akan kata mahu, tapi adakah mereka mampu sabar?

[Abu-Sadeeq @Dongarrus1]

Husband: Have you prayed Asr?

Wife: No

Husband: Why?

Wife: I got back from work tired a bit so I took me a nap.

Husband: Ok... Go pray Asr and Maghrib before its time for Isha.

The next day... the husband leaves town on a business trip... But a few hours after his flight was scheduled to arrive he didn't call or even text her like he usually does to let her know that he had arrived safely..!!

The wife calls to check up on her husband but he doesn't pick up.. She calls again; the phone rings but no reply what so ever.

She was starting to get worried after many attempts of calling her beloved husband and no reply at all... She thinks to herself something must have went wrong he never does that. He always calls as soon as he lands.

A few hours pass by... and suddenly the phone rings and its the husband. Wife all worried says: have you arrived safely??

Husband: Yes, Alhamdulillah.

Wife: When?

Husband: About 4 hours ago.

Wife in an angered tone: 4 hours ago? And you don't call?

Husband: I was tired so decided to take a nap.

Wife: A few minutes wouldn't have hurt you if you were to call me and let me know you'v arrived... Plus haven't you heard the phone ringing over and over again as I was calling you..??

Husband: Yes, I heard it..

Wife: And you don't pick up..?? What are my calls not important enough for you..??

Husband: You're calls are important to me, but yesterday you didn't seem to mind not answering the calls of Athan.. Allah's call...

Wife with watery eyes and after a short silence says: Yes, you have a point.. I'm sorry..

Husband: Why are you apologizing to me? You should seek Allah's forgiveness and don't repeat the same mistake twice. All what I want out of this world is that Allah unites us both in a palace in Jannah where in it we can start our eternal life together. Ever since that day the wife never delayed any of her prayers.

“The one who truly loves you is the one who pushes you forward on your path to Allah and gets in your way and stops you from going backwards in life.” ❤️

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

Then start wearing it

[Rin Nova 💫 @Rinartts]

The concept of loving everything black till they’re in human form.

[زوت (ارك السادس) @zootee0]

هولي شيت اسرائيل سرقت الكتب كلهم

[San Shaf @sanshaf]

@bckupacc99 Ko buat balik. Cakap nk g rumah MIL berdua tgh hari. Pagi lepas subuh ko datang rombongan 1 family ko.
Lepas tu ko tanya kenapa tak masak lagi, last makan malam semalam. Lepas tu ko cakap tak pe dah expect pon macam tu, ko keluar kan makanan yang ko bawak sendiri makan situ.

[Zac @ZacZakirin13]

Kerajaan Kelantan sebenarnya dari masa depan. Mereka dah nampak, kalau stesen bas cantik² dan nampak maju, akan menjadi sarang rempit Kelantan berkumpul.

Jadi, lebih selesa jika stesen bas kekal sebegini. Maaf PAS Kelantan, we didn't see your excellent vision.

[Fakta Bukan Auta @FaktaBukanAuta]

Suami habis kuota 200 liter nak guna ic isteri beli petrol under BUDI95 tak boleh ke?

Boleh! ✅

Yg dalam berita KP Pendaftaran kata tak boleh tu?

Dia ulas isu Polis Kelantan tahan seorg penyeludup di Tumpat guna 4 ic berlainan beli petrol 100 liter pada 1 April baru ni.

Ic kita, hak kita, jangan serah pada orang asing utk disalahgunakan.

Jelas kot noo?

[ahyazid @datojohn]

@osman_EX5Hitam Bila PN naik
Rakyat sendiri disalahkan
Lepas tu takdir
SG4 pun tagih pusat
Apa yang bagus?

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

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[Muzuza @Muzuzxck]

"Dia dah dapat kerja, aku belum"

"Dia dah naik pangkat, aku belum"

"Dia dah ada kereta, aku ni takde apa"

"Dia dah ada anak, aku masih sendu sepi"

Tak aneh kalau kita pernah rasa begini. Cuma, tahu tak ada ayat yang sangat indah, al-Quran huraikan tentang sifat ini?

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

The difference is that a fat man knows that he’s fat. When we call our fat male friend names like biggie, opom, they answer, they also joke with it.

A fat man will write “young biggie” at the back of his newly purchased jersey. Most fat men know it’s time to hit the gym. Fat men know the reality, they embrace it, they live with it.

Now you see fat women, they create different phrases to keep being delusional. Names like, body positivity, plus-size, chubby. When in reality we all know that there’s nothing positive about being fat, we all know how dangerous it is to the health.

Hit the gym today, Fatty

[KONGSI VIRAL🇲🇾 @kongsiviralje]

Betapa jahilnya ilmu agama para walaun. Buat poster Ai, sampaikan diorang sendiri tak sedar diorang sedang menghina isi kandungan Al-Quran.

Ayat Quran dalam poster ni terabur, tunggang terbalik. Ini yang dipanggil pejuang agama?

[۟ @twitmarhaen]

Orang pendatang-pendatang dari negeri lain Ke KL, Selangor & Johor adalah orang yang SELFISH!

Korang la antara punca kenapa sekolah makin padat!

KENAPA? Meh sini baca.

[okay @Reiiz6]

@OrgMudaKonon @meinmokhtar Mantul bang, kalau xsedar diri gak bawak balik madu biar ada akal

[EZ115 @TsunaYoshi115]

@WahyuYordan diaorang kutuk fizikal lelaki pendek(benda tak boleh ubah) boleh tapi lelaki sentuh pasal berat(boleh diet,cut gula dan exercise) sentap pulak🤣

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

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