jam on toast

fivehead • he/him

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

What an absolute nightmare.. I hope everyone is safe 😭 #stratford

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

#ThursdayMurderClub was a let down. Right characters but something just didn’t seem to click

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

👋🏻

[Elle Woods 💖🧚🏾‍♀️✨ @SimplyGoitse_]

There’s nothing I can do for you in the middle of the night.

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

I can’t vibe with Trisha but the tweets about her cancer and race is so uncalled for?? It’s a game show, it’s really not that deep for people to be nasty #cbbuk

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Non confrontational people actually move so foul

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

I don’t often side with a Tory, but I do think Trish needs to check herself #CBBUK

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

it’s going to get to the point where tfl hike the fare up so much that I become comfortable with walking everywhere

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

If shopping at Waitrose is classed as lacking discipline because Lidl food goes mouldy before expiring, then yes.. I lack discipline. Cheaper is not always better.

[HeWantsWealth 📈📊🏡💰 @hewantswealth]

You could all do a £35 weekly food shop but truth is, you lack discipline 🛒🥦🥕

[fareed @it_is_fareed]

Tube completely empty now that all the Christmas Crackers have gone back to Berkkkshire and FuckinghamSShire for the holidays. Not me though, I’m cozy in my parents’ Zone 1 Council house xoxo

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

erika has checked in this season and I’m here for it #RHOBH

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

you could never make me like dorit #RHOBH

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

the uk is becoming an insufferable place to live

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

I used to support TfL workers striking but now you are wanting to strike AGAIN? Honestly just find another job atp

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

I won’t need to turn the TV up because they all talk SO loudly #BBUK

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

the straight men will be the end of this series #BBUK

[jam on toast @hxmuel]

@ChimeraX2021 @NatashaNonBuono @idlewildgirl and if the tube is full with no room for you to get on.. what do you do?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

before dudes kiss u they give u this look