hxnds

[hxnds @hxnds_]

@notJoscaz @_Aotumn @xVoidedl @ziztwo looks like someones an unsatisfied customer

[selorm. @_selormmm17]

Remember, if you’re not happy you’re single, you won’t be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Steph Curry, not relationships.

[Elizabeth! @InstantSunrise]

Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@clavicular hey jackass i took your advice on how to talk to ladies and now i cant be around a woman without a court-appointed supervisor.

JD Vance is subhuman though that is facts.

[Clavicular @clavicular]

I bet this took a while to type since you have sausage fingers fattie. Didnt read a word.

[Richard Hall @_RichardHall]

Crazy that this didn’t work.

[cammie @snkedive]

we created a million charlie kirks and none of them voted

[b4l 🥭🥝 @buck4orlife]

Time to sub in Bronny

[BasseyMuse @BasseyMuse]

EJECT THIS BUM WIFE BEATER MILES BRIDGES HOW IS HE EVEN IN THE LEAGUE DOESNT DESERVE TO SHARE A COURT WITH CHARLES “BASKETBALL” BASSEY

[. @ihatemybtch]

ngga needa fire his camera man asap😭

[🗽🦍 @enra9ed]

Just saw a kid trick-or-treating without a bag, best Evan Mobley costume I’ve ever seen

[Charlie Cummings @klaytheist11]

Claude could never get you 21 boards in a Game 7

[Fivio Foreign @FivioForeign]

Just got off the phone with Kirk.. God is Good 🙏🏾

[LoonMuse @KevonLooneyMuse]

People wanna be

Fast like Fox!
Shoot like Steph!
Pass like Dray!
Be dominant like Podz!

But man……

I WANNA BE LIKE KEVON LOONEY!!

[GGLemon @itsDamayor_]

“Nigga still trash”

[Lion (Flip you like…) @Champ_Lion]

Draymond deadass pulled up to training camp with moobs. I'm not giving that team my energy this year. Thank you for everything Steph Curry

[jake @saveminionrush]

Sources tell me Minion Rush is stable.

Please god

[‏ً @BoltsHateMe]

Almost died today.

A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.

Luckily, the 2026 Chargers offense started playing on the TV.

He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️

[george w bush @georgejibjab]

when i flush my poop down the toilet and it becomes poop lost medias