hyan

A good Twitter bio contains a solid mix of stupidity and humor with an almost non-existent dash of actual biographical info. @hyanako on IG

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

the paradox of nyc is that you can only live there if you have a good job that lets you make money, but you can only truly enjoy the city to its fullest if you are a little unemployed

[kage @sukikage_]

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me

[Helena | Commission OPEN @Koala_Laurelin]

Quick sketch Michael🕺

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

i've started answering my phone when a number i don't know rings and damn some of that shit's important

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

not to sound Uhhh suicidal but being alive is like a job i never signed up for and i am very burnt out

[𑣲 vanilla ૮꒰ . ̫ . ྀི꒱ა @strawbnillaaa]

why do adults love to say “it only gets harder from here” to already suicidal children

[g @gupzie]

is it normal to feel extremely depressed and like u want to die for 2 days and then feel perfectly fine and happy all of a sudden the next day Or do i need to go get diagnosed

[may ੭ৎ VERA A BTS @thvmyoui]

"Hay que apoyar a Argentina porque somos hermanos latinos"

Yo mañana invadida por el espíritu egipcio

[Nota @jornalnota]

Uma imagem que diz muita coisa 🇪🇬🇵🇸

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

“But you’re not even from Egypt?”

Me after Egypt scored and Messi missed a penalty:

[Mo Khan @mokhanhim]

Fuck Messi, fuck Argentina, fuck Israel, and death to the IDF 💯

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇦🇷 BREAKING — World Cup:

This is the Most Corrupt World Cup in History.

FIFA has Just Robbed Egypt in Broad Daylight.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Egypt is called for a foul and this goal is DISALLOWED.

We are witnessing a ROBBERY in real time

[🐱 🎀Addams 🎀🐱 @yuyu197100]

The one 🥹

[ganii @gahhnie]

the chinese are puffing shit i couldnt even fathom

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[v ˙⋆✮⋆˚࿔ @mjsthrillerx]

oh how i just love living alone!!! oh how i just love my lil reading corner!!!!!