Chris

Armed with sarcasm, cynicism, humor and irreverence. Un-bribed tweets unless marked. You get what you pay for, all sales Final. Caveat emptor. Fuck Donald Trump

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Target is going to spend $5B dollars to renovate stores to bring customers in. You know how you can bring me back to Target? Restore the DEI initiatives and fire the person responsible for rolling them back

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@GuntherEagleman Jennings went off because he got slapped around in EXACTLY the same fashion that he was *literally just* doing. And the irony of the hypocrisy of this post is the icing on the cake (especially since not only does Mockler get nowhere close, but Jennings gets closer than that)

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Lol 612 @SymoneDSanders B-612 (and there's a real life asteroid Bésixdouze too!)

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When Scott Jennings can't defend or cover for you, it's over, you're cooked.

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@VirgoVisionDomi And a federal pardon won't shield her from state crimes

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Why is @CNN continuing to air a MAGA circlejerk?

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@Matt_Pinner E

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@RpsAgainstTrump Incompetant

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I want to buy Jared Moskowitz a beer for that one. He's a real one for that one!

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Pam Bondi knows she's cooked, so the order was to show out.

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Santa Claus has now entered Herald Square! Okay Klaus and you marketing bastards......BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!

#MerryChristmas

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When did sizzurp all of a sudden become a requirement for my Thanksgiving morning?!?!?! 😂😂😂😂 #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

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Busta Rhymes out here making it fuckin LIT at 10:32 on a Thursday morning! #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

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I'm sorry, who is strangling the cat with legit my favorite malt shop singer (Bobby Darin)? #MacysThanksgivingParade

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I have just one question: Is Travolta actually singing Greased Lightning as Santa, or did they overdub him with himself?

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@BulwarkOnline The fact that she couldn't even drop ONE source means she's got bupkis

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I think Mamdani just gave the most political "Bye Felicia" I've ever heard in a political speech

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https://t.co/GJLXlJYvRG

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@BambiBlue Tagged you on Bluesky

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Everyone, just as soon as I download my archive, I'm leaving this hellscape. I'm already in the wild blue yonder, so click the link in my profile to follow me there