caitlyn

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[caitlyn @hybirdole]

Thank you, @SpiritAirlines, for wasting half my day waiting to get on my flight. The $12 meal voucher really makes up for it (she said, jokingly.)

Definitely my first and last time flying on the airline that has absolutely no respect for peoples’ time

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

tortured | anguish of body or mind

poet | one (such as a creative artist) of great imaginative and expressive capabilities and special sensitivity to the medium

department | a functional or territorial division

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

@emmaspacelynn @chillwaveguy I work there and have the answer!

It’s the new Education Science Center. It’ll have all the Asia hall animals in there, plus some fun new additions, as well as an early childhood center, 16 classrooms, event spaces, and offices for my department (Education)

[onagapnotsew @westonpagano]

maybe if we sang “Free Palestine” to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” we could get more white people on board

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

@hankgreen @NADDPod Mayhaps the first guest of campaign 3…?

[Sesame Workshop @SesameWorkshop]

Our hearts are with Israeli and Palestinian children and families affected by the crisis in the region. All children deserve a safe childhood free from violence and terror.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the only sensible choice for speaker of the house

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

@Abigailnot_abby Very interested! I can’t message you, but I have a resume and cover letter ready to go!

[emanuel @poppychampu]

You know how Gatsby used to throw extravagant parties in the hopes Daisy might see from across the lake?

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

@millie_greeney Hi, yes! I do!

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

I will be celebrating #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion the only way I can think of. Can’t give too many details now, but it does involve a wedding I’m going to this weekend

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Okay, let's review.

Venomous = You GET BIT by something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑)

Posionous = YOU BITE something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑)

Hope this helps.

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

@poetickate The thing that helped me the most is realizing that time will inevitably continue forward.

I’d wake up, look at the clock, and say to myself “I just need to get through the next 14 hours.” Throughout the day I’d do the same thing. Eventually I stopped counting down the hours

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

@palakiks Started 2015 and they had it then. I was also an RA in 2016 and 2017 and they had the video both of those years, too!

[PrincessMuppet @PrincessMuppet]

Behind every hot girl there is a deep history with The Muppets

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

I have accidentally run into two of my ex’s within the last 12 hours, and I’m genuinely starting to think that I’m getting Truman Show’d here

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

No one talks about how volatile the results of doing things “for the plot” can be

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

Am I unhinged or healing? Literally no clue, but whoever the writers of my TV show are have decided that I needed to get a dramatic haircut and join a kickball league

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

Celebrating Easter by watching Midnight Mass because it just hits all the trauma spots perfectly

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

I would like to say that I have been broken up with again. What day of the week, you might ask?

Tuesday

[caitlyn @hybirdole]

The last two guys I’ve dated ended things on a Tuesday, so I’m really thinking that The Cure got it right when they said “Tuesday’s gray, and Wednesday too”