Hydall Codeen

Writer. ‘Kuh-deen’. 3PM Eternal. All requests: [email protected]

[Hydall Codeen @hydallcodeen]

@ShopGirlsforyou @paperdressed @scottlavene can't make it but good luck

[Madeleine Parr @madeleinemparr]

Is anyone having a #BBQ tonight, and #please can I come? #LAST day of summer

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regenerate steve bruce

[Soccer Slammers ⚽️💥 @soccer_slammers]

Newcastle United - Steve Bruce
#nufc #newcastle #toonarmy #bruce #stevebruce #mtg #PL

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kill jester

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can't believe you're letting me get away with this one. It's diabolical

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@DuncanCastles @HRashid_ @John_W_Henry hahahahaha

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Dahoud where’s my car

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running a book on how many minutes, to the nearest five, Steve Bruce will last in his job once the takeover goes through

[Guardian sport @guardian_sport]

Steve Bruce admits he would love Saudi-led Newcastle takeover to happen https://t.co/2NeyX4YwDA

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that’s the Amazon series sorted

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@johnnywreallyx2 🎤🕊

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Keane’s grin rewatching this Slabhead bollock-squasher is absolutely maniacal

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missed this at the weekend but it's brilliant https://t.co/0S9gXlB6GW

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this week’s @VICEUK column is on Dan Gosling, Neymar, a mystery dinner guest and the importance of making sure football remains a safe-space for overgrown man-children: https://t.co/DvlQ17lhE0

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pretty immature stuff this from Gosling, he should really grow up and be more 'Daniel Goose'

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Bournemouth have asked the Premier League to "look into" alleged comments made by referee Jon Moss.

Dan Gosling said he had "zero respect" and made "sarky comments" about their league position.

Full story: https://t.co/YaMo03Yb23

#bbcfootball

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in the wake of Saint-Maximin's goal vs Oxford, I did this for @VICEUK on the perils of helicoptering your penis round and round on national TV – what Newcastle United's 'Windmill Willy' tells us about the intoxicating power of the football fan group chat: https://t.co/crGc1BuqZK

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a re-up for the heads

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Football is better than rugby. Everyone knows that. But why are rugby fans so angry about it? I tried to work it out in this week's column for @VICEUK – sponsored by FatFace, Fruli, Red Dwarf, '#wendyball' , Todd Cantwell and tan leather sheux: https://t.co/imTpzaGOnT

[Max Daly @Narcomania]

"When you take drugs in a group, you're literally changing the chemistry of your body to be more like those around you, dosing the blood with some unifying substance that tethers you together for the duration of the ride"
Eloquent as ever by @hydallcodeen
https://t.co/ccIEcCGbHq

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@Narcomania thank u Max

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@VICEUK thanks to all those who came to me in confidence

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for this week's @VICEUK column, I asked a load of fans to tell me their stories of getting properly smithereened on ~illegal drugs~ while watching football matches – featuring coke, speed, MDMA, mushrooms, pingers, truffles and Scouse devil weed: https://t.co/FRr1iPTGn3