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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Awkwafina Announces Plans To Return To Africa To Connect With Roots Following Twitter Departure https://t.co/kp2IU4zHUh

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

"Why is football all wrestling and painful?"

- My 6 y/o, who seems to understand football more than all of you armchair quarterbacks. #NFL

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

Honestly, I'd just like to live in a world not beholden to the whims of shitty people.

[HP 53 Productions @hyde53park]

You don't want to miss the latest episode of Ez, Smoke, and the GM Sports Podcast! On this edition of the @EzsmokeG we talk to White Sox legend and World Series winning Manager @OzzieGuillen and preview the the ALDS between the White Sox and Astros. https://t.co/C5659fP8t2

[Pops @WhatchuSayPops]

Masking at the playground has become a burden.

I shouted "Get in the car! It's time to go!"

Now I'm halfway home with someone else's child because we can't see each other's faces.

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

Forget music! I wanna see that @Diddy #VERZUZ @jermainedupri DANCE BATTLE! #fortheculture

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Texas Law Allows Private Citizens To Hold Pregnant Women Hostage Until Birth https://t.co/gIy7iSvGPG

[Rapper Big Pooh @RapperBigPooh]

hey young-ish folks, it’s ok if you don’t know much about well known and respected artists from the 90’s…but you gonna get flamed coming on Blahzay Blahzay’s internet in the year of our Lord 2021 acting like rap started when you were born.

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

The defining traits that distinguish humans from other species:

•Our capacity for learning and cooperation for the survival and greater good of the group.

•Our ability to ignore all of the above to our own individual and collective detriment.

💁🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[Earn Your Leisure @EarnYourLeisure]

Don’t laugh at the downfall of others. Learn from their mistakes.

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

Anyone else enjoy preemptively blocking people before they even get a whiff of your TL because you can see they are on some f ck sh t? #SelfCareSunday

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

Reading about the real Sparta and, by proxy, child soldiering. This line by @BretDevereaux perfectly encapsulates not only that problem but why discussions of economics and social structures get nowhere:

"No one is more convinced of the fairness of a game than the man who won."

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

Jeopardy Category: Name The Rhyme or Rhyme The Name

A: Stanley, Steve, and Anthony

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Q: Who is Tucci, Mariucci, Scaramucci

THANK YOU! GOODNIGHT!

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

My kid just said "I wonder if there's a dad named 'Dad'?" and I wonder how a 7 y/o could get that stoned without me noticing.

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

Instead of "What job do you want to do when you grow up" let's try "What kind of person do you want to BE when you grow up?" We may just get more mindful, compassionate adults if we remove the pressure to find a job and allow kids to find themselves.

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

Sometimes you have to be the thing you want from the world.

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[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

"Stop using your platform to give your opinion and play your sport."

- A soccer player using his platform to give his opinion.

It's like the thought runs straight for the mouth without stopping at the self-awareness weigh station.

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

Some of you need to hear this: Generational wealth is a big reason a lot of these "started from nothing and built a multi-million business" are able to succeed. Pretty easy to pour your everything (including $) into inspiration when you aren't stressed about food and rent.

[H.N.I.C. (Head Naysayer In Charge) @MrHappyGivens]

Watching my kids grow up so fast is a moving experience. I have to move my weed stash because they can reach that shelf now.