BREAKING NEWS
“Furious” Starmer was not told local elections had taken place yesterday.
The PM claims civil servants kept him in the dark until this morning.
He has ordered an enquiry into why the elections had gone ahead without his knowledge.
“I thought we’d cancelled them” he told Sky News.
When I started out as an accountant, a small business owner taking £50,000 in dividends paid £0 in tax on it.
Today that same person pays £4,331.
By April 2026 they'll pay £5,288.
Same income. Same income source. Quietly taxed into oblivion.
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Ed Milband is an ideological zombie and a pathological liar.
He thinks nothing of lying to 60 million people in order to get his policy agenda over the line, at their immense expense.
Ideology before people. That's Ed's principle.
The final thing on Isak - @worflags it needs to be something special on that Liverpool game if he does go.
I don’t want anything woke about being united and all that bollocks.
Get his head on a rat with Joelinton killing it.
#NUFC
So, to summarise, the UK has:
- A Technology Minister who doesn't grasp the basics of the internet
- An Energy Security Minister who is a zealot for the least reliable forms of energy
- A Home Secretary who isn't interested in a vast rape conspiracy that's been running for decades
- A Chancellor who doesn't understand the economy
- A Safeguarding Minister who isn't interest concerned about Rape Gangs
- A Foreign Secretary who doesn't understand other countries
- An Attorney General who is not interested in representing British interests
- A Prime Minister who can't make decisions
Did I miss anything?
this sport is getting so tiring, you got teams like crystal palace who have had a great season, historic season for them.
and they get punished for absolutely nothing.
then you have teams like man city who cheat year after year after year, no punishment. what’s the point?
Friendly reminder to @RachelReevesMP (and colleagues) that if income tax, national insurance, value added tax, fuel duties, alcohol duties, tobacco duties, vehicle excise duties, environmental levies, insurance premium tax, ETS auction receipts, customs duties, air passenger duty, betting and gaming duties, the climate change levy, landfill tax, the aggregates levy, soft drinks industry levy, capital taxes, capital gains tax, stamp duties, inheritance tax, company taxes, corporation tax, the energy profits levy, apprenticeship levy, electricity generator levy, bank levy, bank surcharge, digital services tax, diverted profits tax, petroleum revenue tax, council tax, business rates, dividend tax, student loans tax, sugar tax, & supermarket carrier bags tax isn't enough to balance the budget....
Then maybe the spending is the issue?
@LiamHalligan Alternatively she could be laying the groundwork for(energy infrastructure) solar farms to be implemented on land that is currently protected. I hope I’m wrong
A win that generations of Geordies have been waiting for.
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If we don’t have a full Michael Oliver tifo in the gallowgate before the second leg of the semi final against Arsenal then that flag group aren’t doing it right..