Hyde

[Hyde @hydehealy]

Handing Out Treats to People!🥹❤️

[Variety @Variety]

Hulu’s Untitled BriTANicK Pizza Movie Rounds Out Cast With American High Comedians (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/S3mGzTbCAb

[Hyde @hydehealy]

Guy at gas station thought my ID was fake. So maybe I don’t have to feel bad about not having a skincare regimen or really ever using sunscreen. I’m gonna look youthful and spry forever. I am God

[Hyde @hydehealy]

I like it when songs have exclamation points in their titles. Like, hell yeah ur excited to be a song. And I’m excited to listen!

[Hyde @hydehealy]

This is a big game. It’s like the Super Bowl of football games

[Hyde @hydehealy]

Greg Heffley is such a scumbag. Deserves every evil that befalls him

[Hyde @hydehealy]

First tweet in two and a half years is a 5 like banger #weup

[Hyde @hydehealy]

u ever make eye contact with a baby and get perturbed cuz it seems like they know every flaw and insecurity u have? like who told u my secrets baby??

[Troy Duchane @TroyGotNext]

I would like to announce I’m am filming my first comedy special. I am also accepting vendors so dm me, serious inquiries only. I want to bring the whole city out but i can’t do this without y’all. Thank you to everyone that have been supporting me up to this point of my career!

[NBA @NBA]

The first MVP.

2x scoring champion, 2x NBA MVP, 11-time NBA All-Star and #NBA75 Anniversary Team member… Bob Pettit!

Watch more Pettit moments in 75 STORIES: BOB PETTIT here: https://t.co/8Fa1XZMEUy

[Hyde @hydehealy]

I am doing some stand up on this show this Thursday 8pm at The Howlin’ Wolf in NOLA. Come on out it should be a lot of fun. Ticket link:
https://t.co/CQxCmURcJp

[Comedy Gumbeaux @ComedyGumbeaux]

This week, Comedy Gumbeaux presents Thursday Night Reckless Commentary featuring: Hyde Healy, Bobbi-Jeanne, Marcus Bond, Rosie Tran, and Jorge Velazquez. So, if you're in need of a good laugh and you don't know where to find it? Comedy Gumbeaux is the answer.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Giannis Antetokounmpo just recorded the first 50-point NBA Finals closeout game since Bob Pettit in 1958.

[Hyde @hydehealy]

Don’t believe this. Because I’ve never been up really late at night and been like “Ok now I’m ready to talk to girls”

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Staying awake for 18 hours has the same effect on your brain as drinking 2-3 beers.

[UGA Grady College @UGAGrady]

Students in our Department of Entertainment and Media Studies won big at the @BEAWebTweets Festival of Media Arts.

Tap the link to read more about these awesome students and their work: https://t.co/9aGrLhAU8r

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

There will never be another Drew Brees ⚜️

#ThankYouDrew

[Hyde @hydehealy]

People protesting countertops: counter protestors

Ppl protesting against the above group: counter counter protestors

Guy tallying the number of ppl in 2nd group: counter counter protestor counter

Flat surface the guy is writing on: counter counter protestor counter’s counter

[Hyde @hydehealy]

Miss you bro. Also it’s totally cool you forgot to tag me

[Ryan Seacrest @RyanSeacrest]

Congrats to the honor students from @UniversityofGA's First-Year Foundation Fellowship! Remember these faces - they're the ones you want in your study group #GoDAWGS

[Bill Burr @billburr]

There’s a new special out by one of my favorite comics/bruins fans @JoeListComedy! Check it out here! https://t.co/I5nMsye91L

[Hyde @hydehealy]

Yo Jeremy is hilarious and a great dude and you should check out this wonderfully funny show he made

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

hello my quarantine project is that I'm starting a new web series called The Very Best. it's kind of like if Pokémon was about a loser dickhead in his 30s

you can watch episode one right now: https://t.co/FyliC1UGJ5

[Hyde @hydehealy]

@haleygelpi Ah yes, the nice ole twice a year convo