Sam Hydeker

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@whipoorwhil_va @LegoKingo Its a bit where he’s pretending to be a character that is a curmudgeon

You, on the other hand, are a real life curmudgeon who should hit the life reset button and see if you can reroll life

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@ChuckFBass He kinda looks like that in Constantine

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@nerdcat69420 @___El_Patron_ @USMNTinEurope @StzyAlex @BearsShowYo Its like we are cousins that hate each other and fight every time we meet but still in some strange way family

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@TreThugger @JAYCTII Yea and the odds he bought those specific gummies are astronomically low

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@lanatrade69 @JAYCTII Bullshit, took him 2 mins max to waddle over to the entrance, idc how many you take its not going to take effect for at least 30 mins

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@vinceliotta @credenzaclear2 Just say that shit then, why hide it behind criticism of a comedy bit? Shits pathetic

Just call him a predator you dont need to take the extra steps and pretend like its the comedy you have a problem with

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@BTR__GTR @Buckeye311 @credenzaclear2 Shes acting like hes just some crazy dude that climbed onto that stage and started ranting instead of a stand up comedian whos entire job is to make people laugh

“Desperate for laughs” yea most comedians are you fucking retard otherwise they wouldn’t put food on the table

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@johnfio_ Im sure hes totally serious and this is a TED talk rather than a stand up comedy routine

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@bannedbythecbc @foundring1 You must be retarded to think not a single former player has leaked evidence of this to the news in over 100 years of sports

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@funko_wop @I70AllStar @cptgrumpus @FartCollector @LyricsProfessor :( struck a nerve baldie?

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@aarondfrancis ITS A JOKE DURING A STAND UP COMEDY ROUTINE! HE DOESNT ACTUALLY THINK THIS WAY YOU OBTUSE RETARD

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@BofaSillas @6loodyfuckface You probably arent a fat cow like this cattle in the video

Also, it didn’t take him 20 mins to waddle from his car to Costco

[Генри @6loodyfuckface]

No one is pointing out that edibles don’t kick in that fast. You can do your entire grocery shopping and be on the way home and then theyll kick in. He’s just being retarded for the sake of retardation.

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@OfficialVandee2 @elshathehuman @iwatchbugs No do you have eyes?

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@BrownBoyeee @ChiseledAdonis If someone shoots your mother, then tells you its actually ok because this graph and sensor that you cant even examine the data of said she blew up a school of children. You were with your mother the date and time they claim this happened, but guess you’ll trust the sensor there

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@funko_wop @I70AllStar @cptgrumpus @FartCollector @LyricsProfessor Lets not act like you dont exclusively take it in the ass from other dudes

Btw man everyone can tell youre balding, wearing a hat at night isn’t fooling anyone

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@PudgyWalsh00 @GeoRebekah Most rapes happen specifically because a guy with women hanging off him refuses to let his ego accept this one specific woman doesn’t want to have sex with him and rapes them

Kinda like Trump did

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@I70AllStar @funko_wop @cptgrumpus @FartCollector @LyricsProfessor I have a hunch he already doesn’t have one

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@funko_wop @ChipsClark Right! Almost as miserable as a guy who can’t accept he’s balding and wears hats at night to hide it

[Sam Hydeker @hydeker22845]

@funko_wop Incredibly depressing stuff