Sydney Taylohr Haines

fluent in sarcasm + a die hard enneagram two + she/her

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

@deadeyebrakeman I’m still thinking about Tuesday morning at the coffee shop when the barista handed me the receipt to sign, and I forgot my own name. And then told him I forgot my name, laughed nervously, and said “typical Monday morning for ya” on a Tuesday.

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

me realizing that all social media platforms don’t like Christians

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

that grip tho 💀

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fritz. Respectfully, no you may not have his ball. The last time you took it, you threw it very far. He doesn’t have time for that. 14/10

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

still not sure if I like twitter ,maybe I should just be on Reddit instead ??

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

Feelin’ good, like I should 👏🏻

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

I told Graham that all I want for my birthday in 3 days is for him to perform an emotional, self-written skit where he cries at the end. I don’t think that I’m asking too much?

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

This is the content that I come to Twitter for 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Capybaras @CapybaraCountry]

this dog is made of coconut

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

*orders in bulk*

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

we have decided to drop these to even the score. damn y’all happy now?

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

Is it your blood or nah @LilNasX

[Richard Gierman @richardgierman]

Some Christians really need to learn the difference between cancel culture and consequences for their actions.

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

@richardgierman a little louder please 👏🏻

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

A beautiful thread, my friends

[beyoncé’s titties @eraxtrana]

what are some non-deadly things you think would end prince phillip? i’ll start: one drop of a mcdonald’s sprite.

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

I never get midnight snackie until a brush my teeth. Dumb.

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

@BriannaCummins @MycahCarter She cried and I wasn’t there?! I’m upset

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

10/10 would recommend painting your own Nikes, thanks @Walmart

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

I finished my painting today and my husband captured my joy

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

Why do I want matching pajama sets? Why am I 60 years old?

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

@harrymartman thank u for this confirmation

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

@DannyBalboa @dovenymph I’m embarrassed to say that the How It’s Made episode on how records are made was actually super dope

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

No one gives a more emotion evoking performance than @SterlingKBrown

[Sydney Taylohr Haines @hydneysaines]

also I’m up on 5 episodes worth of This Is Us and I’m out of Kleenex sos