cookiemonster

dreary diary 🤢

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I want a good bed

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I want a good pasta

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I want a good break

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Mujhe bhi ek “gol gappe khane chalogi” run pe jana haï

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Craving…hummus

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No I’m not peeved that endometriosis won’t allow me to pick up running as my hobby. Not peeved at all

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Like ????are you even worth my time????

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Why wait around for bare minimum when there’s a market full of men ready to lay the world at my feet 😒

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My heart goes dukuduku looking at heels

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Words like incel futanari mean something extreme and weird
Idk what it means and I can’t be bothered to google it but will comment on it

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I want to roast myself in the heat. Just how a chicken does in the oven.

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Thanks for calling me grandma ikea

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Quit so many groups today. Feeling ✨productive✨

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A director is the best way of gaining fame as a type B personality individual

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MEAN GIRLS IS BACK ON NETFLIX

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Anyway 🦆 that dim witted annoying ass HR. I want to punch her in the face

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The problem with establishments that are hanging between start up and corporate is that 50% make it feel like it’s the most casual set up and you can get away with anything and the rest is “too formal to make an exception”

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The only victims in here are delulus like me who live in the past when it really was malleable and you really could get away with anyway

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If you go to Croatia/Dubrovnik,
Pls don’t say “living the Game of Thrones life”
WDYM??
Living the worst version of life? Being scared of death at every second? WHATS HAPPENING

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i want to be a dog