the electrician rat

at this rate I'm just the social media manager for an australian shepherd

[randy ✨️ leviticus era @planetarymoth]

WRONG! nutty putty cave incident.

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

@wineybitch I swear bitches mark shit as pet friendly when it's not to get views

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

If I'm ever not obsessed with my boyfriend yall need to check on me. I love that man so damn much.

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

Me: we have to only buy this one duck based food because Newt hasn't had any gross allergy flare ups on it
Also me:

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

@wineybitch Another very good takeaway

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

The amount of Kitchen Nightmares episodes where the run down really is "the owner needs therapy" is nuts

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

Anyways if I could go a single day this month without a sedan almost side swiping my massive work truck because nobody can hold their lane anymore I think that'd be cool

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

Jeremy awaken from your nap challenge your girl does require you currently.

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

lol

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

I really enjoy having to bug people who've decided to unfriend or block me for no apparent reason after also ghosting me for no reason to get the key to my fucking house back

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

Guess who got diagnosed with dirty toes in ears too much syndrome

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

@wineybitch Me whenever I remember I have 2 catfish on the backs of my thighs

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

I was high as fucking balls and jamming a cookie into my face last night when my bf took my hand and told me I'm everything. The weed made me cry about it.

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

orange

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

I got my red seal today and work gave me one of the brand new trucks 🥺

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

@sugarbara I feel like they're two versions of the same species

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

The first mammal emerges from the sea

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

The combination of thought and lack of thought this morning has wiped him out at least

[the electrician rat @hydrogenuine]

The duality of man: polite, slow and methodical for tracking and then rude, fast and shrieking for lure