hydrophunk

Oakland born and raised. Check out my music.

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I hope what happened to Richard Pryor and his estate doesn’t happen to Eddie Murphy. That is all.

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#versuz need a band version lots of opportunities out there and lots of black bands…

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Weird how #HarvePierre was never mentioned in the @netflix show #The Reckoning…

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They done hacked #sundaynightfootball What up with the sound!?!?

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Wait a minute, did the @Popeyes lady go to @Chilis cause damn they sound the same 😭🤔

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@bouldercanyon sells all its burnt chips to @Costco don’t buy that big bag 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@bigdaddykane has a verse on #Batdance ?!?! Where is that @prince ?!!

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@doubletoasted_ Have you seen #TheSubstance on HBOMax 😭😶‍🌫️🤯😳😳🫣

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Sometimes I wish @prince didn’t have a vault, this some bullshit ass releases… fr fr. Smh

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I peeped the 666 reference you ain’t slick @BWWings 😂

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Man I’m pushing 60 and I swear ox tails came from no where…. Anybody else?

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@BWWings think they slick with the #666 in the commercial smh

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hey @EddieGriffinCom is #Norbit basically #Bowfinger with a Afro? #eddiemurphy

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So is #Nobit just #Bowfinger with an Afro? 🤔 #EddieMurphy

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At all times https://t.co/LUOXxz5pb7

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#Dollartree just a homeless distributor of bs.. ijs

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Every delivery driver and security guard looking like Sleeper cells ijs

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#PaulMooney said it, “Everybody want to be a nigha, but don’t nobody want to be a nigha” 🤦🏽‍♂️

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No cap, #CincoDeMayo is celebrated one day but promoted LONGER than #BlackHistoryMonth 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@Pharrell how does it fell to be on the cover of #Vogue, but NOT really on the cover of #Vogue magazine?!? 🤔