Hannah Yeiser

Very opinionated, pretty selfish. I can only keep one in check at a time

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If you have a first-date anxiety, don’t read this! 😅😬

[Hannah Yeiser @hyeiser]

@jxlcahill literally never. though most of it eventually becomes "or current resident"

[Hannah Yeiser @hyeiser]

Adulthood is getting a cable streaming subscription so I can watch the olympics

[Hannah Yeiser @hyeiser]

"Thank god I live in a time where i don't have to be a lady's maid" i think to myself as i brush my cat's hair twice a day and trim her nails

[Hannah Yeiser @hyeiser]

Having spent a week sitting at a window and getting _super_ excited when the mail truck comes by... I empathize with dogs

[Hannah Yeiser @hyeiser]

Not to shove my winter wonderland fantasy in your face, but this would be the PERFECT time for a blizzard. Snowball fights are both bonding exercises and social distancing.

[Hannah Yeiser @hyeiser]

@Kyle_Garland89 NO! This is the best way to eat chocolate chip cookies. When they're chipless.

[Hannah Yeiser @hyeiser]

@Kyle_Garland89 was it deniable up to this moment?

[Hannah Yeiser @hyeiser]

@_leahg it probably did

[Hannah Yeiser @hyeiser]

@_leahg I never implied you weren't justifed. Just that you've always been crotchety

[Hannah Yeiser @hyeiser]

@_leahg you've always been that person

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Pregnant woman on the train has refused two seats offered to her, and like... Why? #takethem #takeboth #peoplewillneverbethisniceagain

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@megniloquent I _just_ bullied my brother into giving me access to JSTOR and EBSCO w/ his school account

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You would think that, with age, comes the ability to tell the difference between cramps and needing to poop. But you would think wrong. #everytime

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@_leahg Those poor children

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@_leahg 😑🙄

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Someone just "you'll understand when you're older" -ed me. And for some reason I assumed that would stop upon graduating high school.

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@Kyle_Garland89 WHY CAN I NOT MOVE TO WHERE THE SNOW IS

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@Kyle_Garland89 life is too short to waste on books you arent enjoying

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@Kyle_Garland89 😞