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jen/29/she || nsfw || wife💖 @vultjag || an overwhelming love may consume you in the end

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

skinner: agent mulder was that the crack of an ice cold alcoholic beverage being opened i just heard? are you having a refreshing cold one on the job?
mulder: refreshing? yes. alcoholic? absolutely not sir. no professional such as i would stoop to something as low as daydrinking

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

scully: mulder are you telling me this man brings with him some kind of fated disaster? that his presence alone incites a kind of dangerous calamity the likes of which have only been seen once before in humanity's history on this planet? like he's some kind of humanoid typhoon?

[Wisdom Kaye @modsiwW]

High Fashion Phineas & Ferb (thread)

[eric pointcrow @PointCrow]

life would be so much more interesting if google maps had fog of war

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

BEHOLD. the last tangled pile... now we can buy more yarn to wind up

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

trigun stampede (2023)

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

i was winding string

[lather, rinse, maim. @vultjag]

I woke up at 3am to go to the bathroom to find Jennifer surrounded by many skeins of yarn she’d wound into balls, because I showed her how to use the ball winder…..

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

@blini_light TJANK YOU !

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

gay person

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

i have been playing a lot of pokemon xy. great game bc it has toxicroak in it

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

@TaurusVersant i definitely got a little carried away 😭

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

if you are gay i strongly suggest getting a yarn winder and helping your wife wind up tangled skeins of yarn i promise you will level up in dykeltude especially if you get high while doing it

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

now if youre wondering what that cross stitch in the background says rest assured it is completely on brand for me

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

@spookypanther thank you! 😇

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

@vas_nedas Thank you 😇 and yes my wbc are having an orgy in this pic

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

i wasnt joking about this i spent a substantial part of my weekend winding skeins of yarn we havent touched in years. so if you want to know something about me apparently im deeply captivated by untangling string

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

she is just a little gal.....

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

@Ian_Anderson her tera type is gun

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

this came to me in a dream

[edball @64suns]

witch tools

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

@vultjag well i was making sure

[+6 252+ Atk Teeth vs. -6 0 HP/0- Def Human Flesh @hyenapple]

@gaymie69 its pretty good! i had fun with it