idk if i’m ever gonna finish the tawny man trilogy. chade is pissing me off, dutiful is pissing me off, starling is pissing me off, fitz and the fool are fighting, nettle is gonna get dragged into this shit, and my only hope is kettricken but chade’s in her ear
calling tda a “soft echo” is crazy when it hits on all these points
julian hiding his uncles illness, kieran’s father exiling him, the wild hunt in general, kit and johnny, the cohort, necromancy, livvy, and the parabatai curse
like come on, she’s still cooking
i was so delirious at work today i walked past a customer with a shirt that said “achilles and patrocles did butt stuff” and i was giggling like a child for ten minutes
the show is actually crazy bad even if you separate it from the books. plot lines make no sense, the story barely progresses, and there are some choices they make that genuinely feel like they’re purposefully shitting on the books. malec is the only good thing lol
does anyone else have unread YA books that have been sitting on your shelf for years and now you feel like you’ve aged out of it and probably won’t enjoy those anymore? yeah same