Clit McJiggerson

a smokeshow but a bitch nonetheless

[C R Y I N G @cryingband]

Happy 10 year anniversary to Beyond the Fleeting Gales!

Shouts out to everyone who has listened to it. Very proud of this thing. You can buy it new again too.

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I really hope that they show the ungrateful hortense in the next season of widow's bay, because I really want to dress as slutty ugly hortense next Halloween
@katiedippold

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I love when a house has more bathrooms than bedrooms
What an extravagant display of wealth

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I ❤️ updating my apps!!

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My favorite casual reading: the silent hill wiki

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I ❤️ updating my apps

[Kyle Gallner @KyleGallner]

Mostly everything I knew about the odyssey I learned from duck tails… until today when I watched the odyssey… I’m not saying one is better than the other but I think it’s valid to watch both and form your own opinion.

[Clit McJiggerson @hymensmasher]

I wish I knew how to explain to my dog that he's losing his hearing and that he's barking at the freezer for making ice and not The Killer

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I justify using big words the same way I justify buying expensive dresses. A good dress is usually like $50-$99 realistically. But a top is gonna be around 16-30 and then pants that actually fit right are at least $80+
Makes more sense to buy one big thing

[Clit McJiggerson @hymensmasher]

I love when I'm watching a show and Chris Fleming pops up to do a guest appearance as a drug dealer

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I started a second island in Tomodachi life and these are some tips&tricks I've learned:
All miis get either the street dancing DVD or the maracas
All miis get fashionista quirk bc they dress themselves so silly
Always have 1 wish on hand in case of a fight
Be funnier

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I am So Jealous of people that have cats who don't hunt them down for sport

[Dr. Hawk @choppingwoodpod]

My vision ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism & confidence in you & your future. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you.

[Clit McJiggerson @hymensmasher]

croz lookin dumpy af 😩

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sidney lookin dumpy af in those crocs

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Looking through the saved images on my phone and trying not to laugh too loud
Worried I'm gonna wake everybody up bc they mistake the sound for me crying, but if we're being real I often am actually crying

[かかし @kakasi_2020]

#twinpeaks

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JIMMY EAT WORLD UNDERRATED

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Me when I'm chilling