hyper

the human equivalent of arson

[sarinha @sarinhaaburra]

Eu menti, na verdade estou com ciúmes, espero que qualquer um que flerte com você seja atropelado por 10 carros

[َ @gffyoq]

might cancel this whole healing thing and listen to the voices.

[Luiza @Luizinhaas3]

Preciso sentir a perna dela tremendo enquanto ela goza na minha boca gemendo manhosa

[London G!rL ✨🦋 @the_rebeccah]

Remote job that pays in dollars or pounds, with great perks that I’ve never heard of in my life

[QUALA 🍒 @laqualaarianna]

Im so 50/50 with having kids.. one day im picturing myself having a family and other days im like fck them kids

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

"'are you a freak" lowkey yeah but i would also kiss every single one of your insecurities, sit in the cold just to see you for 5 mins, hold you in my arms while you cry, defend your name behind your back, block anyone for you, and love you unconditionally

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

i dont wanna be an empath anymore
i wanna be a fucking bitch

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

I want boring rich.
Bills paid.
Trips booked.
Time with my family.
No financial panic.
That kind.

[victoria 𓍼 ོ @saintselk]

may my waist get smaller while my wallet gets fatter

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Eye-fucking each other through an intellectual conversation is a different kind of foreplay.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to experience life with you. "taste this. look at that. listen to this song." over and over. until you can't imagine experiencing life without them.

[Layla @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[SchizoRadFem @WomanVindicator]

I’m actually so serious about this, this is not a joke to me

[Maryam @hell_line0]

i saw a girl on tiktok say she views being mean to men as a way of honoring her ancestors for all of the times they had to quietly deal with male fuckery and you know what. yea, yea i like that

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

wait earth day during lesbian visibilty week is soooo gay i knew mother nature was a dyke