if they ever put up a morgott statue like they did messmer youd never hear from me again because i will have just pulled off the most insane heist known to man and gone completely off the grid to live in a cave with it
squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.