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Frenetic distractions incessantly cutting in line, like Escher's relativistic web of endless tangents

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@TheMaineWonk Version 2.0

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@UrUnpaidPundit Yeee-up 💯

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Looking at RAM and SSD prices, it makes me wonder what the AI industry doesn't fuck up.

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The hotter a woman thinks she is, the easier it becomes to accidentally give her a narcissistic injury.

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@austnnet @amydotexe Mah boy 🫡

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@ashmaaaack I appreciate all of my own jokes, so you don't have to. 😋

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Gentlemen, this is how they trap you.

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@ashmaaaack I just gotta find the *right* penis length joke for you

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@ashmaaaack Hmmm 🤔 how about

How I spend my weekends:
"clubbing baby seals to death with my schlong on the beaches of Japan"

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@ashmaaaack I just gotta find the *right* penis length joke for you

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I quintuple text on the regular. Get used to it.

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@ashmaaaack would have been funnier if I said 3 inches 😮‍💨

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@ashmaaaack Oh ffs fine i like keeping expectations low

"Omfg baaaabe... 5 inches????? I'm so happy rn 😭"

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@Bonecondor @fogellxy And you never turn on the A/C 🥵

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@SuisizeMe Tragically underrated tweet

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@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d I don't recommend following through with this want.

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@EJPointer @Simi_2210_ 😂👌

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@ashmaaaack You have me convinced. I trust you enough too!

I don't know what all those words mean but they sound dangerous in that order.

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@ashmaaaack It only takes trying the wrong anything once 😝