Brendan

SEHS - RPI (he/him)

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

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[Jayperior 🔜 SACANIME AA52 @jayperior]

Watching an interview with Korean bodybuilder Seung Chul Lee and it's great

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I know this is a buckwild idea at this point but, I think most conversations should be private.

[Brendan @hyperbolichippo]

Burke lakefront airport insists that the end times are upon us

[IEMBot CLE @iembot_cle]

Cleveland Burke Lakefront,OH (BKL) ASOS reports gust of 267 knots (307.3 mph) from SSW @ 0953Z -- KBKL 190953Z 19018G267KT 10SM CLR 02/M03 A2976 RMK AO2 SLP084 T00221028 $

[Brendan @hyperbolichippo]

I will not stand for this anti triceratops slander. Styracosaurus is a pale imitation of the one true best dinosaur

[Brendan @hyperbolichippo]

me n the boys after wing night

[Brendan @hyperbolichippo]

Fleetwood Mac is the moon, but ABBA... ABBA is the glorious sun

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

The "great works" of Bezos-money are ruthlessly unimaginative.

You could construct vertical gardens the size of skyscrapers—in the greatest cities of the world. You could colonize the ocean floor! Nothing is impossible.

But Bezos, Bezos builds a boring baby cruise ship. $500M.

[Brendan @hyperbolichippo]

Tweeting one of my drafts feels like setting lose a rehabilitated bird

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

No one spoil Dune for me!! Will the sleeper awaken? Does he who control the spice control the universe?? If they walk without rhythm, will they attract the worm?! IS FEAR THE MIND KILLER???

[Brendan @hyperbolichippo]

Tipping your hat is the best way to acknowledge someone. It's both a folksy greeting that makes you seem sociable but also hides your face like a sullen cowboy

[Brendan @hyperbolichippo]

I love twitter dot com

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

A fresh look from the 216.

[NHSSCA - OH @nhssca_oh]

Congrats to @EDSstrength Auggie Promersberger being presented with the 2021 @NHSSCA Ohio High School Strength Coach of the Year!

[Brendan @hyperbolichippo]

Bipedalism was a mistake. My shoulders and knees hurt all of the time. And for what, so I can use my hands for writing and stuff? Thanks, but I'd rather crawl around and eat dirt like nature intended

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

Tom Brady has destroyed the moon with his stupid football. I did not like his reel because I loved that moon

[Brendan @hyperbolichippo]

"Get off your high horse"
"Sir this is a giraffe"

[Brendan @hyperbolichippo]

Very angry about helicopters rn. They are machines of sheer hubris and don't deserve flight