Ben after seeing Spider-man:
"I found a hole in the plot. You mean to tell me that a guy who was going to go to MIT bought a book to study for the GED?"
I just read a paper published on Elsevier that was 3 pages long (including citations), says nothing important, AND HAS A TYPO IN THE FIRST SENTENCE. HOW DOES THAT EVER GET PUBLISHED OVER A PAPER WITH METICULOUS GRAMMAR, YEARS WORTH OF RESEARCH, AND IMPORTANT IMPLICATIONS?!