Michael F

World traveler, designer, thinker outside the boxes

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New York's new skyline (Photo: Gary He/EPA)

#TuesdayMorning

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Never been more embarrassed than when explaining a Pedro The Lion lyric I ended a blog entry with to a fat, angry disciplinarian.

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Dogs Still Pretty Excited About Everything

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When you're an adult, all food is breakfast food.

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son, when two people are truly in love, sometimes they like to express it to one another in highly dope ways

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Well this midnight showing of PARENTAL GUIDANCE isn't exactly filling up.

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If you never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from hot lava, then you didn't have a childhood.

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The chinese buffet ran out of Orange Chicken #firstworldpains

#MondayMorning

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If I were to tweet commercially, I would hide ads in the text, because non-commercial tweets keep so nice.

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My phone is almost dead and it signed a DNR this time

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My CVS reciept blew away in the wind and caused a helicopter crash

#MondayMorning

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my friends sending me pictures of their children immersed in books is one of my favorite things.

#MondayMorning

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Baseball is boring is just an embarrassing way of saying I don't understand baseball.

#GameOfThornes

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As far as I can tell Lorin Stein is trending because everyone keeps tweeting about Lorin Stein trending

#MondayMorning

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“Say hello.” “Say goodbye” “Say thank you.” You're a parent not a ventriloquist calm down.

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I rank you as tops. Just like Mel Kiper. I felt something move. Down in my diaper. Love, David Vitter. #GOPVDayCards

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Wow everyone looks so nice and fancy WHERE ARE YOUR KIDS

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Since my twitter won't link to my Instagram, you can watch me put ice water on my head for charity. Instagram: katdenningsss

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What if the real Rob Ford has been switched out for a Death Eater like Professor Moody was in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?

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Counterproposal: I will literally kill myself and everyone around me on the highway to save the ducklings