kelloggs

10 billion points for you if you read my carrd
100 billion if you send me something on my strawpage

[kelloggs @hyperfixxationx]

digital diary.
i write fics and twt threads.
read my carrd in bio for byf and dni.

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@out5idee :3 hehe ty brenbren

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it’s ya girls birthday!

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@momomomo378 thank you!

[Emi BUNSAGI ENTHUSIAST @yoiepi]

What kind of ho is Michael Kaiser?

1. e
2. peless romantic
3. rny
4. mebody
5. t
6. mosexual
7. mophobic
8. ly
9. rse

[kelloggs @hyperfixxationx]

when college catches up to me and my oomfs see me go from 100000 posts a day to 0.5

[antonia @ensanguineme]

Why do I constantly see people on my tl complaining about how other people blocking over ship dynamics is weird like I literally don't care "you could lose followers" THIS IS MY ACCOUNT THIS ISN'T ABOUT FOLLOWERS THIS IS ABOUT POSTING WHAT I WANT YOU PEOPLE ARE MISERABLE

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@jojosapiensu sauce?

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@bunnihopi OHHH okay

[bunni @bunnihopi]

#klance who are always forced in predicaments where they seemingly always need to be touching one another or be close to each other . no matter how much they try to avoid it , they're always squished to each other sooner or later . +

[bunni @bunnihopi]

#klance keith who acts way more different than when he was friends with lance versus dating him. he was never opposed to touchin lance when they were friends, but he wouldn't act as if he was so eager to do it either. now there isn't a day lance can remember havin his own space +

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@rubykyube LMFAO u a funny one

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imagine liking narusasu and then realizing that THEE megan thee stallion loves sasunaru. i’d switch over in a heartbeat #nojoke

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why is there a new ao3 argument every freaking week??

[flora 🍓✮ 𖦹 @narutopeachs]

megan thee stallion and her hot girl sasunaru agenda

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@ensanguineme LOWK 🤫

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i feel like in a modern au, itadori would be the type of guy to donate every month to the local orphanage and have a free meal stand for the poor.

[mar︱fushiita canon 🐺🐯 @malomarrs]

i’ll never forget people trying to push this agenda that yuuji is a terrible cook who’d burn instant ramen 🤢 when he’s literally CANONICALLY good at cooking. don’t irritate me…

[mar︱fushiita canon 🐺🐯 @malomarrs]

i’ll never forget people trying to push this agenda that yuuji is a terrible cook who’d burn instant ramen 🤢 when he’s literally CANONICALLY good at cooking. don’t irritate me…

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@momomomo378 NO ACTUALLY LOL

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#sasuaru one word champion sasuke who never speaks a full sentence around anyone but naruto. itachi is lucky rough to get an “alright” meanwhile naruto will be yapping and sasuke will respond ten fold.

he’d definitely have in his disc bio, “naruto is my fp” (they match pfps too)

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@OrangeMucinex @tyranolaurusr3x LMFAO THIS RATIO IS CRAZY 😭😭