synic

[LiterallyMeCats @literallymecats]

Mashallah

[sword @swordgunlimited]

Sand bunnies? 1/

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

I genuinely forgot ai existed for a moment and thought I was having a stroke

[Daifu @daifubuki]

SEPTEMBERCHADS its our time!

[synic @hyperhidrosis_0]

Thanks reddit

[𓂃̨室長さん @RlhEIv0lS_IYlqZ]

ピラティスの先生が「家で1人で出来る」てやってた肩甲骨開放ストレッチ。
巻き肩が強制的に引き伸ばされて凝り固まった筋肉が一気にほぐれる。
石みたいに重かった肩が軽くなって解放感ヤバい↓

[Shinobu Oshino (忍野忍) 🌟🦋💮🌸❤️ @IShinobuOshino]

https://t.co/enF8mmBSta
#物語シリーズ #MonogatariSeries #化物語 #Bakemonogatari #八九寺真宵 #MayoiHachikuji

[synic @hyperhidrosis_0]

my beloved wife, ever since i laid eyes on you, i "laid" eyes on you. undressing you a thousand times before we ever spoke and a thousand more while announcing our vows. to me, you're the most exquisite porn to have ever been made. you're like a life sized asuka sex doll complete with heated pocket pussy action and autonomous lubrication. How I ever orgasmed before meeting you? Is Itself the greatest mystery of the universe.

May we have plentiful harvest of offspring so that your essence remains on this earth long after you're gone. Your eyes reflected in each and every one of your descendants

[synic @hyperhidrosis_0]

ancient civilizations believed in the existence of a “penis bone” but due to modern advancements in science we now know there is no such thing. Archeologists, esteemed scientists, and world renowned medical doctors have come together and debunked this thousand year theory, but to pay it respect they’ve added “boner” to the modern lexicon. And to this day we all say boner.

[LingoraAI @LingoraAI]

🚨How my boss sticks his nose into my business🚨

[Pol Atreides @Aliathewhite]

Maybe... Jews are White.

[宇城 一｜UKI Hajime @uki_hajime]

👼

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

love trees

[ᅠ @artindetails]

the calmest shade of blue

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

🚨 Flock caught watching gun owners.

Another Flock camera was spotted outside a gun range, this time pointed directly into the parking lot.

Two days later, three patriots took it down.

📍 San Bernardino, California
🎥 First video: Jerrid Beauford

[AnimeFusionX @Ani_FusionX]

He was so not expecting that 💀