Kevin Hitchcock

I drive fast cars, and I eat fast foods, I contain multitudes

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

It's truly extraordinary that, 250 years after American independence, Americans are thanking the British king — a direct descendant of George III — for defending the values of the republic and the Declaration of Independence against American presidential tyranny.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from Epstein + skyrocketing healthcare costs.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

In the same way shooting a fighter pilot who's ejected from his plane is a war crime - killing a sailor who's ship has sunk is also a literal war crime.

I understand @PeteHegseth is a drunkard Fox News host who's been given control of the world's most powerful military. But that doesn't excempt him from the Geneva Convention.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DEAR DONALD TRUMP,

THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING YOUR APPLICATION TO THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE. WHILE WE REVIEW YOUR STATEMENT, WE SUGGEST YOU APPLY TO THE INTERNATIONAL COURT AT THE HAUGE. WE BELIEVE YOU ARE EXACTLY WHO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW, new signage!

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

ZOHRAN MAMDANI WON BECAUSE OF THIS:

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

Mamdani right now

[Sam Carter @Cartarsauce]

EPCOT monorail loop
Summer 1997
That’s the tweet.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TRUMP “MARIE ANTOINETTE” SAYS, “NO HEALTH CARE FOR YOU PEASANTS, BUT A BALLROOM FOR THE QUEEN!”

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

IT'S COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE TO SEE A FAT COMMANDER IN CHIEF IN THE HALLS OF THE WHITE HOUSE!

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

This is perfect…

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

I guess the Commander in Chief needs to go!

[evelyn @drivinatninety]

politicians use the word communist in the same way middle-school boys use the word gay

[Michael Eisner @Michael_Eisner]

Where has all the leadership gone?  If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment?  The “suspending indefinitely” of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the Chairman of the FCC's aggressive yet hollow threatening of the Disney Company is yet another example of out-of-control intimidation.  Maybe the Constitution should have said, “Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, except in one’s political or financial self-interest.” By-the-way, for the record, this ex-CEO finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Jimmy Fallon is all we have left

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Lula da Silva, President of Brazil, "If President Trump was living in Brazil and had done what he did at the capitol, he would be on trial here too"

"Because here the law applies to everyone"

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

“If you read this, you are gay L-M-A-O.”

[HasanAbi Updates @HasanAbiUpdates]

Hasan posted on TikTok.
▸ “zohran spoke on charlie kirk today and paid charlie more respect than charlie ever gave to him”