DOGSTOMP (STORM SURVIVOR)

at the slomp rn

[DOGSTOMP (STORM SURVIVOR) @dogstomp782]

The pathetic dog juggles for hours

[DOGSTOMP (STORM SURVIVOR) @dogstomp782]

When Juggling Dog Returns

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

People don’t know how to watch TV anymore and Hugh Laurie did exactly what he needed to do

[Chris Bores - Gamer, Ghost Behaviorist, etc @ChrisBoresIG]

My family heard a disembodied voice this morning! I was cleaning the playroom with my youngest daughter and after finding her birdie plush, we started joking around about how birds poop. We then heard this other voice right behind us respond, "Ew." It was a shock to both of us.

[Paint @Roach_Collector]

Martin, you won't regret this.

Welcome to TEAM FUTURE!

[DOGSTOMP (STORM SURVIVOR) @dogstomp782]

@monster_okay @sabbateanfujo

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Jesus…
cries
dies
rise

🙏🏼

[Dont Cuss Dont Tell @quadspawning]

I once set a Yoda on fire and watched him run around like a bug here

[DOGSTOMP (STORM SURVIVOR) @dogstomp782]

@phlegmme Strawberry

[A. J. Weberman @ajweberman8]

about Jagger telling Dylan after you are addicted to heroin for a long period of time "you can't always get what you want" (get high) but if your try (heroin) something you might get what you need (enough heroin so you don't go through withdrawal) #TheRollingStones #BobDylan https://t.co/gLJ0indlj8

[gembia @gembia2]

I'm calling Mario if you dont finish your vegetables

[A. J. Weberman @ajweberman8]

#BobDylan so long PIG

[A. J. Weberman @ajweberman8]

#BobDylan

[Heidi O'Fairy 🐇🌿 @AtelierHeidi]

In recently learned that my husband @ProJared has been fucking @HollyConrad behind my back for months. I have no idea what announcement he just made because he blocked me.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

A house becomes a home not by adding furnishings, but by adding love.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I want to shake hands with Mario he saved a lot of people

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Yoda, are we going the right way?"

"Off course, we are."

[Len O so @lenirtpls]

@godspeed_aflame You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep

- Percy Bysshe Shelley

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Corduroy pillows are making head lines