HyperReal Japan

Baudrillardian microfic. Gore, violence, sex and insanity from alternate reality Japan. All work © Made in DNA (@idiotandroid). Adult content. / Non-reply acct.

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The convenience store "coffee wars" promptly heated up when a Larson's ninja kidnapped and subjected a MiniStoop regional warlord's forehead to a cold brew drip (excluding tax).

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Osamu just assumed his monster girlfriend, Mantis Mei-chan, had mispoken when she demanded head from him, too.

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Idol bubblegum kisses stocked on backroom shelves in ghost-town malls across China. Order-filling robots remotely controlled by opium-smoking Uncles. WeChat micro-transactions overseen by Triad celebrity cuties. Japan, Inc. businessmen chewing up a storm.

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Idol bubblegum kisses stocked on backroom shelves in ghost-town malls across China. Order-filling robots remotely controlled by opium-smoking Uncles. WeChat micro-transactions overseen by Triad celebrity cuties. Japan, Inc. businessmen chewing up a storm.

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Osamu just assumed his monster girlfriend, Mantis Mei-chan, had mispoken when she demanded head from him, too.

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Sir, this little rescue bot can climb vertically, fold itself compact for tight spots, has HD nightvision cam, and is made of a lightweight yet durable material.

What's the battery life on it?

A guaranteed 2000 thefts of female undergarments over a 3 year period.

SOLD!

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The convenience store "coffee wars" promptly heated up when a Larson's ninja kidnapped and subjected a MiniStoop regional warlord's forehead to a cold brew drip (excluding tax).

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The Prime Minister was satisfied his female Cabinet pick could handle the job of cooking 3 square meals for the entire Cabinet daily, doing their laundry plus that of their mistresses, and cleaning the Diet after each session. all. by. her. self.

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Upset by the fact his girlfriend's genitals were pixalated, he convinced her to let him rearrange them until they suited his ero-aesthetic needs.

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Sam could handle that his dick had gone native on him after moving to Japan -- the pixelation just seemed kind of natural. But having to fuck like he was playing Tetris was a little tedious.

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Japanese high school girls along the Yamanote Line are currently on track with the "In My Feelings" challenge.

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Impressed with how well her foreign girlfriend used the elevator Hold Door button, Katsura decided to show her how to use a vending machine. Once she mastered that, Katsura figured she was ready to be introduced to the four unique seasons of Japan.

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Now the weather... Japanese housewives around the nation will rush outside to be the first to whine about the heat and humidity this morning, to be followed by an evening of retching foreigners on crowded trains over the stench of businessmen who neglect to EVER use deodorant.

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Despite the popular trend in summer beverages, Japanese  lawmakers promised their constituents that they would steer clear of such fads in policies and decision-making.

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Japanese beverage makers release newest line of "clear" drinks... Water Clear and Water Calorie-Off.

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Otsuka Pharmaceutical, maker of Pocari Sweat, released a line of new beverage in honor of minority struggle in the States -- YT Tears, YTT Calorie Off, and YTT Clear.

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JR Yeast announced the Orgasm Car this week, equipping the train with a variety of self-pleasuring aids in hopes that riders will loosen the fuck up.

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The Japanese government is instituting an orgasm donor program for overseas visitors next year. For every ten orgasms donated to a Japanese sexless couple, foreigners can receive special discounts at particpating merchants and restaurants.

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Fuuko had heard her coworkers call Justin a "hothead" and a "blowhard" at the watercooler. And since the airconditioning was so cold in the train, it was only natural to ask him to blow on her nipples during the commute.

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Ikuko really got off on fake orgasms.