Sara

Just a girl who thinks she's funnier than she is.

[alyson hannigan @alydenisof]

RT if you watched #FloraAndUlysses over the weekend!

[Sara @hypernator]

@amandamull @slscville You are this friend for me!

[Sara @hypernator]

Am I the only one crying about this? I feel so seen.

[MTV @MTV]

We are still dancing to @Lizzo's performance!!! #MTVAwards

[Sara @hypernator]

Co-sign

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

The average Sarah loses her tv remote roughly every 39 seconds

[Sara @hypernator]

Actually squealed when I got the notification that @EstherPerel is on @ArmchairExpPod!

[Sara @hypernator]

Flip side: Also stop pushing food on people! If someone politely declines your offer, don’t pressure them.

[Sara @hypernator]

Can we please stop talking about skipping dessert is “trying to be good?” You’re alienating everyone who wants dessert. Just decline.

[Sara @hypernator]

That said, I’m grateful for each and every one of them and my family and friends who I won’t see today.

[Sara @hypernator]

If my house is any indication, nobody actually likes what goes into Thanksgiving. So why do we do it?.

[Sara @hypernator]

Just ran down the street for the wrong school bus. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sara @hypernator]

@JamesMarstersOf Voted and photobombed!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This thread. Yes yes yes. Everyone please read?

[. @swordsjew]

one of the things i simply know to be true at this point is that the vast majority of men simply do not consider women to be full human beings -- capable of the same vast range of emotions and thoughts & self-conceptions, flawed, weird, unique, whole

[Sara @hypernator]

So good.

[HamiltonInSunnydale @SunnydaleHam]

#ThrowbackThursday

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

“Your coworkers may love you, your boss may even love you, but the company itself will never love you.” Bill Robinson, a copy editor I worked with at a paper in the early 90s, right after they fired a friend of mine.

[sara @jumper_krazy]

rt if you grew up going to the library

just trying to prove a point

[Sara @hypernator]

My life https://t.co/oNOe7uMDqs

[Sara @hypernator]

Watching Twilight with my newborn son. Every 5-10 minutes, I tell him not to do what Edward Cullen does - creepy staring, gaslighting, possessiveness, and on and on.

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

new lacroix flavors!
-transported in a truck near bananas
-hint of hint of lime
-single skittle dissolved in water
-shy watermelon
-imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Today, Nashville Police apprehended the Waffle House murderer. He is alive. He is unharmed.

In February 2017, Nashville Police fatally shot Jocques Clemmons after he ran a stop sign.