Hyperstatic

Legendary Diamond Hander
@ hyperstatic on
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[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

44x average on the day. 10.5x average on the week. And 6.2x average all time. Gonna keep posting my @Pumpfun stats until they notice me.

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

Find me 1 other person on @Pumpfun consistently hitting this hard. Please. I really do this. 16 days this wallet has been open. 16 day stats and 1 day stats. I really do this.

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

@Blue_Eye_Mizu The first one is 30 day chart. Second one is today

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

Chat there’s no way I’m not goated c’mon

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@Blue_Eye_Mizu I’ve turned 50 into over 6 figs on this account. I’m gonna lock in and do it again. I’ve been messing around for too long

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

Who the fuck airdropped me 20k

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

@cobie @JUSTXD1X @Osekbcn @base @RobinhoodCrypto @jessepollak Buy $cobie

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[zooko🛡🦓🦓🦓 ⓩ @zooko]

@soubhikdeb

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

Stack your zcash:native and your hyperliquid:native
Another morning of buying. Not stopping til zcash:native is 1/10th of bitcoin:native and hyperliquid:native breaks 3 figs

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

If you’re broke here’s what you do. Mess around with memecoins. Make safe plays. Increase capital. Once you have a clean 50-100k from memecoins. Invest 90% of it into real backed projects with a foundation, whatever that may look like for you. Take that remaining 10% and split it into 2. 7.5% you put into conviction plays and project with good teams and good tokenomics. The other 2.5% you mess around with low cap shitters and hope you hit that 10000x once in a while. The mistake I see people making is putting all their eggs into one basket and just gambling. Hoping that they just bid the next multimillion runner. That only works out for you when you have capital to play with. Quality>quantity always

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

@caleb_bip @BasedBot Not quick enough. Everyone’s going to be using this. Too average. Would get me entry block 1 with 99% of the rest of traders. Too much risk.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

For years, Trump and right-wing media have been asking, “Where’s Hunter? Where’s Hunter?” Well, here I am. Clear, strong, seven years sober, and with a lot to say.

By now, you may have seen the article in the Wall Street Journal that I’m launching a meme coin called $LAPTOP.

The symbol they used to try to end me is now a symbol of resilience, redemption, and recovery.

But why would I ever want to support a meme coin? Why something that has been so misused by grifters? I understand the cynicism. Trump has broken trust in everything he’s ever touched. And his token was no exception.

With $TRUMP, nearly one million wallets have collectively lost ~$3.8B.
With my token, 20% of the coins will be airdropped to the community, and I am even including people that lost money on the $TRUMP grift.

30% of the tokens are tied to a pre-programmed mechanism. We publicly say what has to happen in the world. If it happens, the corresponding tokens are permanently burned. If it does not, those tokens are sent to charity. Either way, they leave our hands and an additional 50 million tokens will go to charity no matter what.

You should not expect me or anyone else to make this token more valuable for you. $LAPTOP isn’t just about owning something, it’s about saying something.
Everybody gets knocked down. How do we help each other and our country to get back up?

I've spent way too long being a story other people told. They lit a fire and threw everything into it. Here's what they don't understand: the only thing they burned was my shame. They think they killed me, but instead, all they did was make me fearless.

They turned laptop into a weapon. I turned it into a token.

$LAPTOP. Because the Truth Matters.

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

2 weeks 200 calls 5x average and a lot of bangers @ hyperstatic on pump
Everything is nfa always dyor before buying a coin.

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

@DontShelll @blknoiz06 This is dope

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@umbrajohn Don’t sell ts

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

Was about to buy a coin until I saw this callout. This is genuinely brainrot.

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@SrPeters If this is true, which for your sake I hope it is, then you deserve that money for sure, but everyone in this comment section about to be your exit liquidity lmao

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

@ponimogg When shells are purchased in game is it used to buy back and burn the token?

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

@HoodUSDP This is really cool

[Hyperstatic @hyperstatic0]

Need a new banner now that I have a new username. Anyone got me?