Evan

Undefeated crazy golf champion • Cohead of Stand-up for @ComedySoc • Co-runner of Complete Joke• Frobisher Lover • Cryptid Appreciator • 21 • Bi • They/Them

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

Finally got round to uploading a clip of my stand up to tiktok. More clips coming soon (hopefully in better quality)

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

🚨 Two ‘missing’ Doctor Who episodes from THE DALEKS' MASTER PLAN have been found and are coming to BBC iPlayer this Easter!

Read more on the #DoctorWho website ➡️ https://t.co/Sa3OoCPaTD

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

Starting the new year at rock bottom so it can only go up

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

@flamryn @Mitthurfian Pik on that min

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

Reminds me of my favourite Friends episode, "The One Where Phoebe Undergoes Mitosis"

[TechHalla @techhalla]

Sitcoms will never be the same.

This is fully AI generated in LTX-2 https://t.co/oiq2I4KSe3

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

@flamryn

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Dragon house York. Support these local business. Hard working people who should be respected always. Was great food too. Bosh.

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

At the hospital and the doctors just called for "Miss Justice", I've never felt more like a PNG in the background of an Ace Attorney investigation

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

Nice of the hedges to join in with the dancing though

[KoH @pinguforest]

British Army’s Pride performance playing a gay anthem for a man in make up and a wig.

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

"In Memory of Chappell R." It's what he would've wanted 🙏🙏

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

There should be a memorial for Charlie Kirk at every college campus

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

A terrifying glimpse into Doctor Who in 50 years

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

"Wubba dubba dub is that true?"
*cums*
"Woah you go big guy"

[CONTRA @siscontra]

turns out if u treat sex like a rhythm game it gets way more fun like immediately

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

"I asked Grok" "I asked ChatGPT" OK well I asked Sonic from Sonic Adventure 2 and h- I'll make you eat those words

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

JD Vance was here

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

"Spider-man, to bring back your Aunt May you must give up *Borat voice* YOUR WIFE"

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

Read this article, the superior ingredient for a good tuna mayo is, in a shocking twist, tuna.

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

Finally, a chance to experience Nosferatu the way Murnau intended

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

The Doctor Who side character -> major film star pipeline continues

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Rhys Harries has been cast as Clayface in the ‘CLAYFACE’ movie.

(Source: https://t.co/wo8Auk9mZm)

[jordan 🌿 @givemecrisps]

me watching the doctor who cartoon for literal babies, waiting for a psychotic time lord victorious moment

[Evan @hyperturtle77]

This is quite literally how I realised I was bisexual (just replace boobs with "men")

[Mhuyo - AX M15 @Mhuyo]

ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THIS POST happy month yall