Hyperlaser

Korblox mercenary, Blackrockian

[SUBSPACE T.MINE (AROMANTIC) @BIGTRIPMINE9000]

This is why you’re build like a TWIG

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@BIGTRIPMINE9000 Lmao.

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Since when was I 6ft tall?

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Since when was I 6ft tall?

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I think I quite enjoy being blue, actually.

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@BIGTRIPMINE9000 #Red

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@BIGTRIPMINE9000 Am I disturbing you?

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@BIGTRIPMINE9000

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Remember when I appeared in Death in the Family? And how red I was? Haha, fun times.

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Feeling #Red

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Hello, everyone. I have been.. lying to you. I fear I must tell the truth now. I’m.. actually red. Not blue. I’m sorry.

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Stood by the fridge and ate the entire bag of carrot sticks I had in there instead of making any actual food. The biograft moved to watch me. I think Marty is a good name for it.

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A biograft crawled into my apartment after I left the window open for an hour. It hasn’t moved from the living room since it got here. I’m thinking of naming it.

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@medkitfromwork Hey

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uhm, did you guys know there’s a new apple out?

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Would I make a good deputy if I was a warrior cat? I’ve been thinking hard about this.

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// ooc post.

apologies for the lack of anything the last few days. been busy travelling and hanging out, so posting on my dumb parody account hasn’t exactly been a priority (i don’t post that often anyway but still). business should be as usual in about a week or so lol.

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Early start. Princess coughed up a hairball directly onto my toast and I didn’t notice until I bit into it. I forgive her, but I can’t stop cringing thinking about it.

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My cat mug collection. I feel it may be time for another.

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I fell asleep while taking a break and woke up to Subspace chewing on my leg.

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Almost fumbled an important job because I whiffed my first shot. What is wrong with me??????? I’ll be at the shooting range for the next couple hours if anyone needs me.