Jason Simmons

Stage Hypnotist - I wish I could hypnotise my children to stop shouting at each other 😂

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@adambloomie2 You've probably seen it already but, just in case you haven't Neil Hamburgers is coming to the UK in October

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

We're really excited to be hosting a live Q&A with @adambloomie2 at the Bexley Magic Society, Barton Close, Bexleyheath DA6 8JP on March 6th tickets are limited and available from the link below:

https://t.co/uTCOF5DVr8

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

Hi @adambloomie2 I hope you're well? You may or may not remember me? Could you DM me your email address when you have a moment please :) all the best, Jason

[Wivenhoe Funny Farm @WivFunnyFarm]

Hate group photos & would feel like a tit asking for them but after such a lovely gig am so grateful for brilliant @hypnojay for organising this with punmeister Steve Whitaker & awesome headliner @mrTonyLaw at #WivenhoeFunnyFarm Thanks lads x

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@LBC Good morning Ali, I hope you're well? I've been performing a comedy hypnosis act for over a decade and I've experienced everything from generally rude to aggressive audience members as have many of my colleagues. https://t.co/qtTwbOJ7cH

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@BBCR1 I got told I looked like a 'fat' Cesc Fabregas on more than one occasion.

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@facebook still locked out of my account and cannot log in or submit attached form. I find it unbelievable that there isn't a live chat or actual human available to help #ridiculous #account #disabled

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@gregfarmer @facebook Cheers Greg, I'll let you know how I get on it's been a nightmare this far. I'll keep trying and will let you know if anything works for me.

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@facebook My account has been disabled after it was hacked. The support pages aren't working and I'm stuck in a loop.

Can you recommend where to go next or who to contact??

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@shortbloke1971 hi mate, I hope you're well? I've been hacked and locked out of my Facebook account, I have a gig in Erith this Saturday are you free at all?

Cheers Jason

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@AMJcomic hi mate my Facebook has been hacked and I'm currently locked out of it.

Are you free on Saturday?? If so, do you fancy gigging for us in Erith, Kent

[Peareswood Year 6 @Peareswood_Y6]

Y6 absolutely loved seeing @hypnojay’s many different tricks and one of our pupils even showed a card trick that she knew! Children found it amusing when their own teachers were hypnotised! 🪄 @peareswood

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@BBCRadio2 @Rylan had a segment on his radio show with the big brother adder sanctuary where he updated on the progress of various snakes.

[West End Comedy @ComedyWestEnd]

Jason Simmons: Socially Dis-tranced Comedy Hypnosis Show next Monday (8th August).

We're hosting hypnotist Jason Simmons as he takes you on a journey into the depths of your mind, in this highly interactive unforgettable experience.

Tickets only £5: https://t.co/pkH1bBjT5n

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@BBCRadio2 I once went to an empty working men's club and was told I couldn't sit there as it was Bills seat....

Bill had been dead 10 years

[بدر بن عبدالله بن فرحان آل سعود @BadrFAlSaud]

#جائزة_مجمع_الملك_سلمان_العالمي_للغة_العربية لكل من اعتنى بالضاد في مجالات التعليم، وحوسبة العربية، والبحث العلمي، ونشر الوعي اللغوي.
#رؤية_السعودية_2030

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@talkRADIO we forget that care workers were forced out of their jobs for not being jabbed only a couple of months ago now the government are reporting a lack of workers in the care sector.

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@talkRADIO @JuliaHB1 In Boris' defence they sang happy birthday to him whilst washing their hands 🤣🤣

[Jason Simmons @hypnojay]

@talkRADIO Chris Whitty is the chicken little of government 'the sky is falling'