Mash Spazlow

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

I’m gonna be Waffle House Lana for Halloween

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

@benshapiro When I was a kid I used to watch my sisters Spice Girls VHS by myself and when I got caught I was say “I was just watching to see how stupid this is!” Same energy.

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

@kirawontmiss I do this with poppers

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

@FadeHubb My man is just out here tryna forge a damn trailhead. Fuck this.

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

@rmar_xo

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

I’m gaslighting everyone in Mexico City that there’s Peso Pluma Oreos

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Happy birthday gay people

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

Gonna hump her in the dumper

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Have to be FRANK I’m scared of the OCEAN 💯

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

@rmar_xo Oh hell yeah

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

No one wants to go to monster jam with me

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

Did anyone else know that (red) products are for covid-19 now? What the hell happened to aids?

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

I’m gonna cover myself in tattoos like in Memento but they’ll all just be bathroom codes across LA

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

They should invent a break I can catch

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

I wonder what corgi meat taste like

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

The duolingo owl lowkey a neoliberal

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

Me after hitting my head: “I’m in my Bang Ding Ow era.”

[Mash Spazlow @hypnothighss]

Am I listening to Steely Dan because I’m happy? Or am I happy because I’m listening to Steely Dan?