C.J. Johnson

Hypnotist, Illusionist and producer of Game Shows To Go

[C.J. Johnson @Hypnotic1]

@LindseyGrahamSC You add the “bat shit” to the word crazy.

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Got to spend some quality time with @shwood last night. In the morning I saw my friend @davidhira too. It was a great day spent with old friends. <3 Also - BB gave a talk to the local magic club about social media and it's fundamentally made me rethink my business social media.

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I started watching "The Duece" and subscribed to @StreamOnMax because of it. I'm 8 episodes in and they take it off the platform. So... I'm canceling. If I can't trust them to have HBO Content - why subscribe? It was a great show - and I would have continued to subscribe, but no.

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✨🎩 Get ready for a magical night at Pallotta's! Join us for mind-blowing magic & comedy from CJ Johnson that'll leave you questioning reality. 🎟️✨ https://t.co/BMfL4AB6yn

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🎩✨ Excited to guest star at Harry Maurer's "Conroe Conjuring" on July 17th! 🎉 Get tickets at https://t.co/jnEmGYpcnC and enter to win tickets for two!

Comedy, magic, surprises – and maybe a platypus (hint: no platypus)! 🦆🐾 It's going to be PHENOMENAL. 🎶 Do do da do do. 🎶

[FunFotosToGo @FunFotosToGo]

Let's play a game... Which is worse?

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Wednesday, July 17th & 18th I'll be in Conroe TX with 2 unique shows/2 venues. Big Show at Owen Theater on 17th, Pallottas Restaurant with an intimate show on the 18th.

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I haven’t been here in a while. Mostly because I don’t know what to call it when I post or respond now. Tweet was such a nice verb. Do I have to say “I sent something formerly known as a tweet” now?

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I paid $12 for a smoothie at the airport. At that price I broke my “formerly known as Twitter” silence so more people could enjoy it too.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 6 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

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For those who play the game, I just saw a Nissan “Kicks”. The people who named this car are clearly in on the game.

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Road warrior friends. DO NOT USE @DollarCars, especially at BWI. 2 hours plus to get your car. You’ve been warned. This has happened twice here now.

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.@DollarCars seriously? We wait in line at BWI for 30+ minutes and are then told there is a 90 minute wait to get our cars? WTF? How do you make 50+ people wait with no discount or apology at all? Stop taking reservations if you don’t have cars.

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@thezavant I’ve given away a few of that book myself. 😀

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Hey @Avis, my last six rentals have gotten this message. What’s up? You’re about to lose my business, I count on you to save me time. You’re not. Happened at all different airports.

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@matfranco Congratulations to both of you. Parenthood is the best.

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For those who play the game. I’m behind a Volkswagen Atlas. Show me the way! 🤣😂🤣

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@shwood I call bullshit. You never answer your phone. 😀❤️

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 6 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

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@greggrunberg Big Lebowski.