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@JEPnews Shippy McShipface?

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The right wingers were out in force in Jersey yesterday. This will be the most conservative government since Gorst’s 2014 mob.

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@TheOnlyGuru Schadenfreude? 🤭

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@IslandDissident @ITVChannelTV Heaven forbid young people have a place to have fun.
Very nimby comment.

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Senator Election Tracker

Parishes counted: 8 of 12

Trinity
St Mary
St Ouen
St Lawrence
St Clement
St Martin
St Peter
St John

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After 8 Parishes…

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@BeaumontDMD Agreed, these are tiny wealthy parishes (relatively) full of stinking rich retired / not working people.

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This BBC Jersey General Election results show is so amatuer. They've had ages to prepare. Why can't they put results and current top 9 on a screen for the viewers to see? Can't be complicated

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@ColinSolomon63 @Getonthelash2 You need site supply to support this as well. No point creating conditions for a discount supermarket to enter Jersey and have the planning NIMBYS scream blue murder about concreting the countryside.

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@ColinSolomon63 @Getonthelash2 No, it’s cartel food retail chains trying to strong arm the government into blinking and sucker Joe Public is being forced to take it.
Give it time and the right market conditions and new entrants to the market will compete and drive prices down.

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@DarkJersey @JEPnews How so? I thought it’s a pretty serious issue.

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@ColinSolomon63 @Getonthelash2 The flat rate freight card is designed to break up the cartels is it not? Stops the likes of Sandpiper getting better rates than the competition.

Only the big entrenched businesses are moaning about it.

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@markboleat Are you a landlord for Jersey properties? It’s a yes/no answer. Will only take you 2 seconds to type an answer.

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@alexcfisher Who actually reads those messages and takes them seriously?

Anyway, he’s judging the reform one against the rest of the candidates, it’s a terribly low bar. Like the Welsh rugby team turning up to play 80 minutes against Mont a L’Abbe school.

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Reform Jersey candidate Lee Carpenter today decided to retweet a (very old) post from another antisemitic account.

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@lyndonfarnham What specific actions will you take to address the cost of living?
We all agree it needs improving but I’d like to know where you think you can make a difference.

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@GarryLloyd1 Calm down, the matrix is not going to happen. We’ll be ok.

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@GarryLloyd1 I think influencers are pond scum like the rest of us but they are entrepreneurial individuals who have figured out the game pretty quickly.

I do think AI will churn out all brain slop doomscrolling content soon so they won’t actually be needed either.