hypofire

25 he/him 🇪🇺 forklift certified

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@suchserenity Yes.
Or
I accidentally opened the message and I wasn’t ready to reply and now I’m panicking and I don’t know what to say but I’ve alreadyreadthemessageandihavetosaysometAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Current Status: Pain.

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The fear buckles my knees, the anxiety makes me cry. Will it be music? Soft? Harsh? The uncertainty is intolerable. I take life before my ears are assaulted.
As I lay bleeding and the light fades, I hear a porn video resumed. That's right, I forgot to close that tab. Bummer.

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I put on my bluetooth headphones. The boop plays to let me know they connected to one of my devices, but I don't know which one. I accidently the play button.
Something will soon play, I know not what. I am at the mercy of the fates. The crushing suspense weakens my soul.

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pain

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@PrincessPrograf KAIJU ROOSTER?

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@PrincessPrograf 5'4'' for sure

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Watching the second Harry Potter film and got to the part where he hears a voice in his head saying “Kill” and as a straight white male I’ve never felt so represented in my life

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@LilithLovett You can even stop the aging process completely!!!

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@starshame Yes, but when you smoke a pack a day, you get higher % for a real cowboy hat. It's not an addiction, it's gacha. I'm almost there (coughs violently for 5 minutes)

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@namebqueen It's supposed to be easy???!!

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@namebqueen I'ts ok, I follow them for the clothed half

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@namebqueen

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Truly living my best life
(waking up at 5pm, not eating anything)
Another day in paradise

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@namebqueen Need to find a dojo to starting hanging out at

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@Wafyru NO WAFER WATCH OUT, IT'S A CHINESE SPY BALLOON THE AMERICANS ARE COMING TO SHOOT IT DOWN

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@heroinheroine_ lack of accessories has never been a problem I've found with them, but maybe I'm just the wrong usecase. And despite all that, I'd still rather overpay than hand over a single kilobyte more of my data to google than I have to

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@namebqueen @terminallyOL I NEED her @ as much as I need oxygen rn