jordan

boo

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im like if a guy was always muttering under his breath

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hehehheehhehesnow

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ewwwwwwww (very little context) (i just feel gross) (get me outta here)

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merry christmas???

#MyXAnniversary

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who awake rn (I'm making mac n cheese to cope)

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the placebo affect but it's just decaffinated tea in the morning

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they don't know I'm playing a little piano on my phone

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december has got to get better than this

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follow up, T has been holding me back from these really lethargic cries, rude tbh

[jordan @hypotherman]

okay so why does screaming into a pillow actually work, it's magic?

[jordan @hypotherman]

okay so why does screaming into a pillow actually work, it's magic?

[jordan @hypotherman]

am I passing as a guy or is everyone playing a secret game to confuse me?

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hiding in my room because I accidentally pulled the curtain bracket out of the wall right before people were supposed to arrive, feeling good.

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I go away for a few days and have a whole different perspective on family and college and home and dear god what has happened to us

[jordan @hypotherman]

woke up from a nap and I have never felt more disoriented. nap-takers are a different breed.

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massachusetts!

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airport!

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airport!

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@diyballpit Okay so I thought that the automatic ones were going to kill me so we're twinning rn

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God I love fiction writing so much

[jordan @hypotherman]

@diyballpit real as hell