" Cooties ? Cooties , you say ? You commoner , I am a BOY ! MALE ! And even IF my ass sweat got onto you , you should be grateful , as it is probably the best thing to ever happen to a low - life like YOU ! "
"I was trying to enjoy the sunlight, but some wide load of a princess is blocking my view."
"Plus, you're sweating up a storm, don't jiggle your ass sweat onto me. You have cooties."
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" So what , huh ? You think I care about there being other Zeldas who are more ' competent ' than I am ? That they can rule BETTER than I ? That they are . . . Hung , and dominant , and give dick instead of taking it ? And they ' re GIRLS ? YOU THINK I CARE ? WELL , I DON ' T ! "
@ABYSSAL_FANGS [ he stood up again , slowly lowering himself onto it , biting his lip , letting out a slightly pained groan as it goes further and further into his guts . . . Breathing heavily . ]
" Ah , we ' ll have to see about that , you big tease . . . "
@ABYSSAL_FANGS " Ahaha . . . Well . . . "
[ he stood up all of a sudden , sitting down in his lap . wiggling his ass cheeks against his cock , leaning into his chest . heavy breasts pressing against him . ]
" I ' m sure you ' d like somewhere to deposit the seed in your aching balls . ~ " ]
@ABYSSAL_FANGS " You don ' t have any mirrors here . . . So , no. I haven ' t . "
[ looking up at him . A young spider crawling under his hair , he ' s got no clothes on . . . Aside from a few webs here and there . ]
" How so ? Motherly . . . ? I did not think about that . . . "
@ABYSSAL_FANGS " . ~ "
[ he winced slightly . ]
" Well . . . No one else treats me like how I deserve to be treated . I am your most valued treasure , yes ? "
[ raising a brow at the other . ]
" That is what I enjoy . . . Your spiderlings love me , too . "
[ giving his dick a smooch . ]