Don't ever try to tell me cats aren't emotionally intelligent. Like yesterday I was having a really terrible day and the second I got home my two boys came right upstairs and dunked their tails in my coffee then immediately threw up on the cleanest part of the carpet so take that cat haters
cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinster plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,