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@Sui__MK @pushk44

[✦ @hzmble_]

add my account if you haven't already :) #NintendoSwitch

[https.sleeper-dox!✨👾 @bitchiwaspluto]

Employed mfs that hate their job when you ask them to quit

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

hoy es el único día que puedes retuitear esto:

[Leandro 🇧🇷 @crfleandropires]

Modric, Perisic, Kramaric e Kovacic chegando pra mais uma Copa pela Croácia

[pais @deebugget]

having an ad on twitch and watching the chat go “LMFAOOOO” and “WHATTTT”

[MrSavage @MrSavage]

«XSET MrVacation» like im not supposed to visit my grandma for her 80th birthday😭😭😭

[✦ @hzmble_]

@crazyflamemk

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

Lil Tecca is genuinely hilarious for this 😭😭😭

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[miya @miyarah_]

como me siento cuando me vibra el teléfono, reviso y no es nadie

[₭ma🧟‍♂️ @KmaFr_]

nobody on earth got better stories than this nigga

[✦ @hzmble_]

@estherr_32 yooo happy bday 🥳 🎂

[Mojo @ThereallMojo]

kid I bullied in highschool walked in with his girl

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me coming out of my cave becuase a lady I've never seen before wants to see how much I've grown

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[chico 🪐 @chicosversion]

did the zoo just get wifi or what

[. @playboicurrryy]

how i look at the cashier dead in the eye after pressing no tip

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

I'm scared bro,
Those unsuccessful old men tried their best too