Alvin Ramsamy

I like fun

[Alvin Ramsamy @iAlv]

Tuchel Out #worldcup

[Scotty @arghkid]

Now do Arsenal fans...

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

NEW @TheAthleticFC

Infantino floats in & out of the Oval Office, hangs out with Trump officials, squeezes host cities for cash & cloaks FIFA in MAGA.

Now, FIFA wants to be considered powerless.

Free to read column on Gianni’s visa disasterclass.

https://t.co/f4xDFOgQsx

[Nima Tavallaey Roodsari @NimaTavRood]

So far at the 2026 FIFA Epstein Cup before a ball kicked:
- Senegal & Uzbekistan squads treated like criminals upon arrival given full cavity searches;
- Africa’s best referee sent back to Somalia despite having a diplomatic passport;
- Iraq team photographer sent back despite valid visa;
- AIPS (international sport journalist association) calling on FIFA to sort out unacceptable visa issues of African & Iranian journalists;
- 90% of Moroccan fans with tickets denied entry
- 14 members of Iran backroom staff denied visas

Not a word from Gianni ”today I feel black/gay/disabled etc” Infantino.

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

It was terrible Mr Vice President what happened. And lessons will be learned. But here’s a thought - maybe concentrate instead on why 44000 Americans died last year from gun related deaths, and what can be done about your dreadful disease before you start lecturing others

[Alvin Ramsamy @iAlv]

👏 @B_Fernandes8

[NDL Ringside @NikoOmilana]

who gave Bruno Fernandes my address ?

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

how fucking hench was uncle Albert...

[Craig. @bambibristol]

The fact that there’s more noise about Zack Polanski not paying some council tax on a narrow boat, than there is about Nigel Farage taking a £5m bribe to run as an MP….confirms that it’s pretty fucking impossible to have functioning democracy AND a billionaire owned ‘free’ press

[Alvin Ramsamy @iAlv]

This properly tickled me https://t.co/05sAtwZwnE

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

I know there is a lot of news around but can someone at the Beeb explain to me how a man they keep telling us might be the next PM getting an undisclosed donation of FIVE MILLION POUNDS from a Thai based crypto dealer (with a BS explanation about it being for lifelong security) is not even a news story when the man he wants to replace led the news for days over some glasses and Arsenal tickets?

[Male Central @TheMale_Central]

Your own husband posted this btw

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This is your husband by the way

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

Russell Brand searches for a Bible passage - with the addition of the Countdown clock music.

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[Alvin Ramsamy @iAlv]

@FA_PGMOL could you go a week without making yourselves look like sausages?
You’re fast tracking the Prem into being old news, remember how the Italian league fell off.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"I think everybody in the game is thinking that is not a red card, behave yourself"

@Carra23 discusses Lisandro Martínez's red card against Leeds 🟥

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"I think everybody in the game is thinking that is not a red card, behave yourself"

@Carra23 discusses Lisandro Martínez's red card against Leeds 🟥

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

matt goodwin on the night of his book deadline

[Julian Dorey @juliandorey]

the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭