--B

jacking off all the trades

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Depressed people being prescribed medicine that makes them fat and unable to fuck as a final indignity

[Josh @Joshnorton193]

Just watched a man pay for a beer with his Apple Watch.
Not many gayer things a man can do

[💛🍉Tyler Catastrophe🍉💛 @tylecatastrophe]

saw this on pinterest

[--B @iAmBilly_B]

@wgrobb @wizzair If you’re not sure you can pay a couple of € for automatic check in during booking kr any time after. This is completely on you.

[--B @iAmBilly_B]

@wgrobb @wizzair Thats a lie, they print the boarding pass for free. The most likely reason you paid 50€ is if you didnt check in so then you had to pay. Thats totally fair. You have to check im though the app or their website 24h prior to the flight…

[--B @iAmBilly_B]

@emilierika111 @ineziridescent Bitch ate 50kilos not cals

[kosoca @ksc4mp]

fascinating that albanians gave the world both "no don't kill yourself you're so sexy aha" AND "you people can't do anything"

[r🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇸 @raspberrystea]

oh ok

[👾 @itsbloodyj]

For those who are not familiar with pop music, this is like Jesus having a collab with Allah in the Bible

[sel @chainedtosel]

i hate when people don’t understand the butterfly effect, it would’ve probably flopped if you sang it

[--B @iAmBilly_B]

👀🤤

[ty @tyler_raejepsen]

catolicismo

[eternaliana sunshine grande ꕤ @petalfreak]

🚨JUST IN: Nicki Minaj main suspect in the theft of 12 tons of Kit-Kat bars.

Further investigation is currently ongoing.

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

Nobody:

Kristi Noem’s husband: