HOT TAKE: Someone said “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating.” and she was right.
i fell asleep before sex after talking like a #realfucker™️. i’m explaining myself this morning like “i have narcolepsy + you know harriet tubman had it too” she said “what the fuck does that have to do with you, nigga? are you a direct descendant of harriet tubman?” 😭😭😭😭😭